Caffetish 

When someone feels sexually attracted to caffeine, it can be a dangerous addiction.

Have you heard Molly has a caffetish? I’m really concerned, she can’t pass 10 minutes without caffeine.

Caffetish by Clair y company January 6, 2021

Space Cadetishness 

Someone showing or on there way to being a Space Cadet.

She is showing signs of space cadetishness!

Space Cadetishness by glensnet January 20, 2017

caffeinhated 

To be disliked by others because of your caffeine intake

"The lazy people at work don't like me because I'm hyper and get a lot done. I'm so caffeinhated."

"When I'm drinking coffee at work the Mormons won't talk to me. I might be caffeinhated."

caffeinhated by Linosova May 13, 2010

Caffetine

caffetine

Drinking a coffee and smoking a fag at the same time

Person 1: what are you doing?

Person 2: getting my caffetine

Caffetine by K_j_01 April 10, 2018

Space Cadetishness 

The art of exhibiting behavior or conduct that is akin to a space cadet.

One would think that after three prior instances in which she locked herself out of her apartment, Emily would have gotten a grip on her space cadetishness. Apparently not.

Space Cadetishness by Prolixity January 20, 2011

ClayFetish 

When you have a fetish to Clayton hall

“Clay is so fucking hot holy shit... I might have a clayfetish!”

ClayFetish by iamatreetree December 20, 2018

Caffeist 

A name for a cyclist that spends more time drinking coffee at the cafe after a bike ride, than they did riding there bike for the day

Caffeist is a name for a cyclist that spends more time drinking coffee at the cafe than They do riding there bike for the day.

Look at all the Caffeists sitting at the coffee shop again.

Caffeist by Turtletoucher23 July 19, 2020