One would think that after three prior instances in which she locked herself out of her apartment, Emily would have gotten a grip on her space cadetishness. Apparently not.
by Prolixity January 20, 2011

When he was elected to office, John promised to work for the people. Instead, he wound up imposing a barackracy in which nothing gets done.
Mary believes in government by the people, for the people, of the people, and not government by, for, and of the government. In other words, Mary opposes a barackracy.
Mary believes in government by the people, for the people, of the people, and not government by, for, and of the government. In other words, Mary opposes a barackracy.
by Prolixity January 25, 2010

Noun. One who participates in biblication; one who biblicates, has intercourse, a sexual partner. biblicate; sex; partner; homo erectus.
When he is with her, she becomes the mighty biblicator.
After she climaxed and collapsed onto the bed, she turned to her biblicator and asked, "Was it good for you, too?"
A public relations executive always in the spotlight, she was nonetheless a cunning biblicator in private with those who unleased her biblicatory desires.
After she climaxed and collapsed onto the bed, she turned to her biblicator and asked, "Was it good for you, too?"
A public relations executive always in the spotlight, she was nonetheless a cunning biblicator in private with those who unleased her biblicatory desires.
by Prolixity December 29, 2007

An elected official or government employee who is an idiot, is out of touch with reality, and has no idea what s/he is doing.
Running rampant in the halls of the senate are bureauclowns, many of whom have no legitimate reason to be engaged in public service.
Couple: That table is open.
Hostess: I'm sorry, that table is reserved for a group of lobbyists and congressional staffers.
Couple: Oh, so you serve bureauclowns here, huh? Can they at least agree on appetizers?
Couple: That table is open.
Hostess: I'm sorry, that table is reserved for a group of lobbyists and congressional staffers.
Couple: Oh, so you serve bureauclowns here, huh? Can they at least agree on appetizers?
by Prolixity December 04, 2009

by Prolixity March 30, 2011

A person whose reliance upon a teleprompter to such a degree that s/he is lost and unable to formulate a coherent sentence without utilizing the device is ridiculous and unbecoming.
Man: Oh look, Senator Smith is on all the networks giving a speech.
Woman: He's such a Telepromptor, sticks to the script and can put you to sleep with his lack of inflection.
Man: You're right, I'm already falling asleep.
John stood up before the class and, with a deadpan tone, addressed the students as a Telepromptor, lacking any emotion and boring everyone to death.
Woman: He's such a Telepromptor, sticks to the script and can put you to sleep with his lack of inflection.
Man: You're right, I'm already falling asleep.
John stood up before the class and, with a deadpan tone, addressed the students as a Telepromptor, lacking any emotion and boring everyone to death.
by Prolixity December 04, 2009

A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."
He was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn't even be branded a douche. No, this novice didn't deserve that moniker. He was simply a plain old doosh.
by Prolixity January 28, 2009
