bureauclown

An elected official or government employee who is an idiot, is out of touch with reality, and has no idea what s/he is doing.
Running rampant in the halls of the senate are bureauclowns, many of whom have no legitimate reason to be engaged in public service.

Couple: That table is open.
Hostess: I'm sorry, that table is reserved for a group of lobbyists and congressional staffers.
Couple: Oh, so you serve bureauclowns here, huh? Can they at least agree on appetizers?
by Prolixity December 04, 2009
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biblicator

Noun. One who participates in biblication; one who biblicates, has intercourse, a sexual partner. biblicate; sex; partner; homo erectus.
When he is with her, she becomes the mighty biblicator.

After she climaxed and collapsed onto the bed, she turned to her biblicator and asked, "Was it good for you, too?"

A public relations executive always in the spotlight, she was nonetheless a cunning biblicator in private with those who unleased her biblicatory desires.
by Prolixity December 29, 2007
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Space Cadetishness

The art of exhibiting behavior or conduct that is akin to a space cadet.
One would think that after three prior instances in which she locked herself out of her apartment, Emily would have gotten a grip on her space cadetishness. Apparently not.
by Prolixity January 20, 2011
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Barackracy

noun. A regime of governing that does everything backwards to the detriment of the citizenry.
When he was elected to office, John promised to work for the people. Instead, he wound up imposing a barackracy in which nothing gets done.

Mary believes in government by the people, for the people, of the people, and not government by, for, and of the government. In other words, Mary opposes a barackracy.
by Prolixity January 25, 2010
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Flemify

A particular type of seduction in which a man courts a woman by employing drinks, music, and the display of pornographic material in an attempt to biblicate with her. In the style of fiction writer Fleming.
James endeavored, after his first encounter with Jacqueline, to flemify her.
by Prolixity January 14, 2009
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Attemptress

Noun. A female who is adept at attempting something without ever really succeeding.
Despite all of her efforts at healthcare reform, the Speaker, at the end of the day, cannot get anything moving forward and is, ultimately, just a master attemptress.

She kept trying and trying and trying to garner favor at work, but the attemptress never quite made any headway.
by Prolixity January 21, 2010
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biblicate

To engage in relations, or the act of being biblical, with a member of the opposite sex; fornicate; biblical; copulate; sex; intercourse; humpty-humpty; .
I want to biblicate with her, but she unfortunately has a boyfriend.

A house of worship is, by default, an impermissible venue for biblication.
by Prolixity January 06, 2009
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