14 definitions by Prolixity

Man: Oh look, Senator Smith is on all the networks giving a speech.
Woman: He's such a Telepromptor, sticks to the script and can put you to sleep with his lack of inflection.

Man: You're right, I'm already falling asleep.

John stood up before the class and, with a deadpan tone, addressed the students as a Telepromptor, lacking any emotion and boring everyone to death.

One would think that after three prior instances in which she locked herself out of her apartment, Emily would have gotten a grip on her space cadetishness. Apparently not.

Despite all of her efforts at healthcare reform, the Speaker, at the end of the day, cannot get anything moving forward and is, ultimately, just a master attemptress.

She kept trying and trying and trying to garner favor at work, but the attemptress never quite made any headway.

When he was elected to office, John promised to work for the people. Instead, he wound up imposing a barackracy in which nothing gets done.

Mary believes in government by the people, for the people, of the people, and not government by, for, and of the government. In other words, Mary opposes a barackracy.

I want to biblicate with her, but she unfortunately has a boyfriend.

A house of worship is, by default, an impermissible venue for biblication.

I want to biblicate with her, but she unfortunately has a boyfriend.

A house of worship is, by default, an impermissible venue for biblication.

When he is with her, she becomes the mighty biblicator.

After she climaxed and collapsed onto the bed, she turned to her biblicator and asked, "Was it good for you, too?"

A public relations executive always in the spotlight, she was nonetheless a cunning biblicator in private with those who unleased her biblicatory desires.