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rolls canardly 

A fancy-sounding yet affectionate name for a car that is even less functional than a hoopty. A car might be called this because "it rolls down one hill, and canardly get up the next".

Exact origin unknown, but it is a pun on Rolls Royce, a particular expensive make of motor vehicle, and "Canardly", I believe a make of small passenger aircraft.
Dude, your Yugo beats the hell outta my Rolls Canardly.
rolls canardly by ke6isf November 6, 2004
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That girl is so awesome.
Well, obviously she's a Camarda.
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Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”
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Cafartic 

A purification or purgation that brings about spiritual renewal or release from tension by the act of farting.
Dropping the rankest of gas in a small space with an annoying younger sibling is quite cafartic.
Cafartic by AZ Boomer May 14, 2013

canardly 

a diamond so tiny you can hardly see it, i use this term in the pawn biz alot
your cluster ring is full of canardly diamonds (therefore it's worthless unless it's set in gold or silver) "are those real diamonds?" asks the customer. yes they are canardly's. "whats a canardly?" you can hardly see them! they should be on a drill bit!
canardly by larry bring January 31, 2009
Disbelieve the canard, young harlot.
Canard by Larstait November 14, 2003