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A boy in Ohio. You're likely only searching up this name if you know him, or you're also named this, wondering if you are alone in this world. You may take this as good or bad news depending if you wanted to be special or if you were lonely. Caelek's lore consists of a white boy who grew up in Cincinnati and lived a normal, boring life. I was 16 when this was typed.
Omg, did you see that hot man? I think his name is Caelek or something weird like that.
Caelek by Caelek July 3, 2023
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caelesti 

A hacker group founded by offshoots of g00ns.net
Founded in late 2010 by a girl going by the moniker "Athena," the caelesti hack accounts of users on various forum sites and facebook, ddos & hijack websites and post personal information of targeted users; sometimes going as far as to shut down computers and even force people to commit suicide on camchat websites such as tinychat & chat roulette.
They have a hashtag notification system which they use to contact others from different sites. Many of the members go by names of Greek gods. Many of them stay fairly undercover, making sure rarely to use their real names, however it has been speculated that several of the members are affiliated with LulzSec. Their theme song is "Me and My Goons" by Plies.
Robert: "How did Michelle die?"
John: "The caelesti ruined her life and made her kill herself on cam."
Robert: "Those are some mean motherfuckers."
caelesti by Kyle Brovlovski October 30, 2011
Related Words
Caelek Caelen Caeley Caeleb caelee caelestis caelem Caele caelea Caeleigh

Caeleb dressel

A swimmer who’s not Michael Phelps because he’s a sprinter.
Caeleb dressel just broke another world record at the ISL finale

Celekinesis 

That feeling you get that you are being beckoned by someone via cell, then to find out it was your imagination. But upon returning it to your pocket, you receive a phone call or text.
*walking with friends and soon feeling a vibration in your pocket, you don't want to be rude so you ask to be excused*
'Whoa...this might be important, I'll be right back...
*you check your phone and see it was a ghost vibe*
'...Hey guys I'm back,' *phone viberates as soon its placed back in pocket*
'O goddamit!'

Friend: 'chill bro, seems kind of cool that you got celekinesis'
*people dumbfounded that your friend made a psuedosmart word on the spot*
Celekinesis by SunshinyJuzez June 2, 2011
Handsome man who can get mad bitches and has hella friends. Can also skate really good and he’s super cool and legendary. Usually loves dragon ball and gets heartbroken by girls named Delila
Guy 1: Damn why is caelem such a legend like bro
Guy 2: Ya I know right! But I heard that bitch Delila broke his heart
Guy 1: Shit that fucking sucks he’s a god
Caelem by WhatAFuckingLegend November 20, 2019
In Ireland Caeley means party, therefore they are total party animals. They do however enjoy quiet nights at home. They fall in love easily with boys who are named from major biblical stories. Major dog lovers, love potatoes, and will eat ice cream in any weather! They come across with an angsty attitude but are very caring and loyal. The C in Caeley also stands for creative. Those who bare the name Caeley also have a big booty that loves to be played with!
Damn Caeley looks fine, and that painting she did ... amazing!
Caeley by Amermaid March 15, 2017

Brent Celek 

Tight End for the Philadelphia Eagles. He jumps over people, plows them over, and leaves a path of destruction that is only matched by a Category 5 Hurricane. He also has been known to make members of the female gender faint by them looking at him. Also synonymous with the words awesome and man.
Brent Celek trucked over Keith Brooking, jumped over Mike Jenkins, and injured every single Dallas Cowboy on his way to scoring a 99 yard touchdown.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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