Caelek

A boy in Ohio. You're likely only searching up this name if you know him, or you're also named this, wondering if you are alone in this world. You may take this as good or bad news depending if you wanted to be special or if you were lonely. Caelek's lore consists of a white boy who grew up in Cincinnati and lived a normal, boring life. I was 16 when this was typed.

Omg, did you see that hot man? I think his name is Caelek or something weird like that.

by Caelek July 3, 2023

caelesti

A hacker group founded by offshoots of g00ns.net
Founded in late 2010 by a girl going by the moniker "Athena," the caelesti hack accounts of users on various forum sites and facebook, ddos & hijack websites and post personal information of targeted users; sometimes going as far as to shut down computers and even force people to commit suicide on camchat websites such as tinychat & chat roulette.
They have a hashtag notification system which they use to contact others from different sites. Many of the members go by names of Greek gods. Many of them stay fairly undercover, making sure rarely to use their real names, however it has been speculated that several of the members are affiliated with LulzSec. Their theme song is "Me and My Goons" by Plies.

Robert: "How did Michelle die?"
John: "The caelesti ruined her life and made her kill herself on cam."
Robert: "Those are some mean motherfuckers."

by Kyle Brovlovski October 30, 2011

Caeleb dressel

A swimmer who’s not Michael Phelps because he’s a sprinter.

Caeleb dressel just broke another world record at the ISL finale

by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020

Celekinesis

That feeling you get that you are being beckoned by someone via cell, then to find out it was your imagination. But upon returning it to your pocket, you receive a phone call or text.

*walking with friends and soon feeling a vibration in your pocket, you don't want to be rude so you ask to be excused*
'Whoa...this might be important, I'll be right back...
*you check your phone and see it was a ghost vibe*
'...Hey guys I'm back,' *phone viberates as soon its placed back in pocket*
'O goddamit!'

Friend: 'chill bro, seems kind of cool that you got celekinesis'
*people dumbfounded that your friend made a psuedosmart word on the spot*

by SunshinyJuzez June 2, 2011

Caelem

Handsome man who can get mad bitches and has hella friends. Can also skate really good and he’s super cool and legendary. Usually loves dragon ball and gets heartbroken by girls named Delila

Guy 1: Damn why is caelem such a legend like bro
Guy 2: Ya I know right! But I heard that bitch Delila broke his heart
Guy 1: Shit that fucking sucks he’s a god

by WhatAFuckingLegend November 20, 2019

Caeley

In Ireland Caeley means party, therefore they are total party animals. They do however enjoy quiet nights at home. They fall in love easily with boys who are named from major biblical stories. Major dog lovers, love potatoes, and will eat ice cream in any weather! They come across with an angsty attitude but are very caring and loyal. The C in Caeley also stands for creative. Those who bare the name Caeley also have a big booty that loves to be played with!

Damn Caeley looks fine, and that painting she did ... amazing!

by Amermaid March 15, 2017

Brent Celek

Tight End for the Philadelphia Eagles. He jumps over people, plows them over, and leaves a path of destruction that is only matched by a Category 5 Hurricane. He also has been known to make members of the female gender faint by them looking at him. Also synonymous with the words awesome and man.

Brent Celek trucked over Keith Brooking, jumped over Mike Jenkins, and injured every single Dallas Cowboy on his way to scoring a 99 yard touchdown.

by eaglemaniac814 May 5, 2010