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Caddis

Commonly known in the Bible as jesus’ grandad. He is an almighty being who ages faster than ur mum. Father of all gods and has grayer hair than ur grandma. Disguises himself as a player for Swindon town fc and pretends to be shit so no one is suspicious of him being a god. Breathes fire and farts lighting.
Omg I am inspired by caddis and his monster schlong
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Caddis

A male or female, usually originating from Scotland. A Caddis is usually a very nice person and a great friend to have. Always trustworthy and has a great football ability. A Caddis likes their sports. A Caddis can also be lazy but once they get their mind to it. They always run late, so be aware. Most Caddis are good kissers -as long as you don't pull away-. Make sure you never let go of a Caddis
Person 1: "Bill is late today"
Person 2: "His 2nd name must be Caddis"
by Andypip0414 April 8, 2019
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Paul Caddis

He’s the most beautiful man on the planet. Some people refer to him as Jesus because he’s scored 300000 goals in his 1 year as a footballer.
by 36Bigmanmanmnamnam May 3, 2021
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cardistry

Cardistry is the non-magical, artistic manipulation of playing cards. Think of shuffles, one-handed cuts, armspreads, springs, displays (like shapes), and whatever your imagination can conceive and your fingers can accomplish.
After making a perfect card fan with one hand and tossing it behind his back to the other, I quickly realized I might have been watching one of the best cardistry performances ever.
by Cardist March 29, 2008
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Caddyshacking

The act of picking your nose and/or not choosing to eat it, while others have witnessed you actually do it & are secretly betting money on whether or not you actually are going to eat the booger you just freshly picked or do the right thing and just wipe it on your pants or blow your nose...
Oh my fucking God Jesse, LOOK, Bettyann's Caddyshacking AGAIN! She just picked her nose and she even didn't notice us watch her do it. I'll make you a bet, if she eats the booger or not & remember just yesterday we just were laughing at that particular scene in the movie Caddyshack: "Say, $50 bucks- the Smails' kid picks his nose. $50 bucks more, says he eats it!..."
by green eyed lady 13 July 9, 2014
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caddicarus

A youtuber who may need therapy and who has changed hairstyles but still has not changed even today.
Person 1: "I'm going to watch Caddicarus "
Person 2: "Oh you mean that one youtuber who looks insane in some of his videos?"
Person 1: *silence*
by Cheetopuff3r April 15, 2021
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Irlam and Cadishead academy

ICA is a shit school full of shit teachers. Everyone hates that fucking place and the head teachers an alcoholic
Fuck that I’m never going back to irlam and cadishead academy
by H8school332 November 13, 2019
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