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Irlam is a shit ole full of inbreds with 11 toes. they sit in a blue box smoking pondash weed and finger eachothers bum holes
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by fuck irlam October 08, 2020
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Place full of sound people who are always off their nut on Charlie and dole dossers, every person you meet always says β€œI can’t wait till I get out of Irlam”
Fuck that I’d never live in Irlam
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by Irlam dosser February 13, 2019
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Irlam is a shit ole full of inbreds with 11 toes. they sit in a blue box smoking pondash weed and finger eachothers bum holes
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Irlam is a place where all the boys think they are built like brick shithouses and all the girls look like tangerines. They all sit on a park and smoke shit weed and get pissed because they are all rock solid and should not be messed with.
yo come blue bomb g , gonna get pissed cos we from irlam innit bruvva
by joe travis June 06, 2021
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