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cactisexual
cactisexual by yungpressure June 16, 2018
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cactivist
Dude 1: Dude, my girlfriend is raising awareness about endangered parasites at the Third Bi-annual Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.
Dude 2: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.
Dude 2: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.
cactivist by blakesflakes February 15, 2009
cacti fetish
1) When one worships cacti because they feel it has magical powers or is to be consider inhabited by a spirit.
2) When one has a sexual desire on an abnormal degree with one or more cacti
2) When one has a sexual desire on an abnormal degree with one or more cacti
1) Jacob has begun to to chant satanic chants towards his cactus due to his cacti fetish
2) Bob's cacti fetish led him to the hospital because of internal bleeding within his intestines, caused by an attempt to gain pleasure from a cactus by inserting it in his anus.
2) Bob's cacti fetish led him to the hospital because of internal bleeding within his intestines, caused by an attempt to gain pleasure from a cactus by inserting it in his anus.
cacti fetish by Dimitri Bogenscar December 25, 2015
cactivist
A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism or who supports ridiculous, useless, or nonsensical causes.
Joe: My girlfriend just got back from the Third International Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.
Tom: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.
Tom: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.
cactivist by blakesflakes March 27, 2009
Cactive
The act of going from being a couch potato to an active person who likes to exercise. Cactive takes the word "couch" and "active" and mashes them together to make the word "Cactive."
She used to be a total couch potato, but now she's so cactive!
He used to hate exercise but last week he decided to go cactive.
How did she get in such great shape? She went totally cactive.
He used to hate exercise but last week he decided to go cactive.
How did she get in such great shape? She went totally cactive.
Cactive by CouchToActive February 4, 2019
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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