Cackalanche

A cackalanche is any overwhelming encounter with a large quantity of shit.

A typical cackalanche is what you might find when you attempt to change a heavily soiled nappy.

by Crafty Chemist January 10, 2010

Rackalanche

When a girl with large breasts is heading in your direction.

Alisha causes rackalanches everywhere she goes because of her enormous breasts.

by Fat King Cole December 26, 2011

catalanche

When 2 or more cats run down a flight of stairs, causing a rumbling sound and knocking over everything in their path. This often due to excitement and/or food.

"What happened to you, James? You look like you got in a fight."

"No, no...I just got caught in a catalanche and was swept down the stairs."

by James Gerraughty August 18, 2007

Rackalanche

When a girl with large breasts walks in your direction.

Alisha causes rackalanches with her massive breasts.

by Fat King Cole December 7, 2011

cavalanche

When a group of men circle another man and simultaneously jerkoff on him covering said man in their spooge , ergo a "cavalanche".

Ohhh crap did you hear about Harry? He passed out at the party, woke up and the next thing you know he was getting cavalanched!

by Harrey November 18, 2014

carvalanche

It's winter, it's been dumping all night, and you now have a foot of snow on the roof of your car. You're driving somewhere, hit the brakes, and all the snow on your roof slides forward and buries your windshield. You've just been hit with a carvalanche!

See also fenderberg.

Me: I was heading up to the mountain for first tracks, but some flatlander in an SUV cut me off and I had to hit the brakes.

Friend: Did it trigger a carvalanche?

Me: Totally! My windshield was BURIED!

by Carlski December 12, 2008

canvalanche

The sudden rush of falling cans when you pull one can out of the "fridge pack".

Dude... why are your beer cans are dented up?

Man... Yesterday when I grabbed a cold one... total "canvalanche". The whole 12-pack ended up on the kitchen floor.

by Texasgirl1 April 1, 2009