Caber

Stick like

This caber kid was chilling at the park and I mistook this nigga for a branch

by Caber nigga June 16, 2019

tossing a caber

To take a large shit.

"Be back in 13 mins... I've got to toss the hugest caber."
"Is that girl tossing a caber behind that car?"

by Inch October 27, 2005

dirk caber

The best gay porn star ever. He teaches young twinks and straighties the ways of muscley gayness. He likes to lick warm cum off of his fuckerees.

The boys and I were jerking off to that Dirk Caber scene last night. He made us cum so hard.

by Dirk Caber’s Bae December 3, 2017

toss the caber

a scottish sport where you throw a huge log as far as possible ... BUT secretly itz also a term that referz to a wank

Dave: "Why wasn't you at the party last night Steve?"
Steve: "Oh, I decided to give it a miss + toss the caber."

by Safecracker G May 2, 2005

caber toss

a scottish contest in which the objective is to lift large vertical tree trunk and then toss it, flipping it so that it lands on its other end. The objective is not distance, but rather to make it land as upright as possible.

With the drone of the pipes firing his blood, Angus made a perfect caber toss, winning the highland games.

by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

Caber Tossed

The act of taking a dump so long and solid, it hits the bottom of the bowl and when it breaks free from the anus if falls forward hitting your testicles like your butt just caber tossed a poo.

Hey, you know that shit I just took? Well, I just caber tossed myself.

by URnotyourSN November 2, 2010

tossing the caber

a scottish highlands sport whereby one has to throw an enormous tree trunk as far as possible

"blimey sean, is that 'harry the horse' tossing the caber?"
"nah, it's alec having a wank"

by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003