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A male or female who performs oral sex on men with the specific goal of earning the man's cum. True cumlovers view getting a load of cum shot in their mouth as a reward for giving a good blowjob. True cumlovers always swallow.
Shawn must be a real cumlover. He sucked off every guy at the party and swallowed every drop of cum.
Cumlover by swvsucker March 18, 2015
Usually a woman who has an addiction with male semen.
*Woman sucking on a penis*

Man: Damn girl you sure know how to suck that big dick.

Woman: Just you wait until i get to the juicy part.

Man: Damn bitch, you are such a cumlover.
Cumlover by Poontalicious Dude March 28, 2009
Client, patron, or consumer prone to inappropriate or foul language.
gallant: This guy was shopping with his kid and dropping f-bombs left, right, and sideways.

goofus: Whatev - i'll take a cusstomer over a cellfish all day, every day.
cusstomer by Brandscaping January 28, 2014

Crushlover 

A friend that you have a crush on, and you have told eachother you love one another. But the other person thinks you mean in a sibling kind of way, but you mean it in a dating kind of way. This person is a really good friend, but not a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Hes my crushlover. I told him I loved him he said he loved me too like I was his sister, but I like him more than that.
Crushlover by Daffney Leona June 10, 2010

Cussversation 

A term used to describe the conversation between two people who say almost nothing but cuss words
Tony: "Hey Eddy. Can you believe this f***ing guy?! I f***ing told that b**** Joey to put the f***ing money in the f***ing bag and that pr*** just f**ing looked at me like I had three f***ing heads or some sh**. I swear to f***ing God I hate that f***ing punk.
Eddy: "I couldn't understand a f***ing word of that sh** with all those f***ing bleeps!"
Michelle: " OMG. Those guys a having such a cussversation over there!"
Cussversation by Hamstery July 23, 2015

The Clive Cussler 

When a man wakes up to another man masturbating while jerking off the newly awoken man. Best performed after perfection of multiple-handed shakeweighting.
Walker awoke to Ken, who was vigorously performing the Clive Cussler.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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