cusstomer

Client, patron, or consumer prone to inappropriate or foul language.

gallant: This guy was shopping with his kid and dropping f-bombs left, right, and sideways.

goofus: Whatev - i'll take a cusstomer over a cellfish all day, every day.

by Brandscaping January 28, 2014

cusstomer service

Can refer to at least two profanity-in-the-course-of-performing-patron-PR topics:
1. One or more salty-language-uttering shoppers-assistants, or
2. Employee-behavior that's so horrendous that you'd wanna include some "unnecessary adjectives" in the course of indignantly responding to it and/or resentfully describing it to others afterwards.

On should be hesitant to take impressionable little ones into less-than-dignified business establishments where there might be an issue with cusstomer service; think, the infamous "corrupting of young minds" tale of the little girl and the "diamonds-in-the-rough" construction workers.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

cuntstomer

A customer that is rude, difficult and an allround a cunt.

That guy is such a cuntstomer, a hate serving him.

by Galawh October 31, 2018

customer avoidance

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.

Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!

by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

customer is always right

1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and that they are always correct.

2. An instance of an employee agreeing with a customer.

1.The customer is always right about our merchandise.

2. Even if the customer is wrong, we basically have to kiss their ass with the "customer is always right" policy--even though the customer was wrong (and an idiot)

3. (Opposite) The employee is always right, the customer is a moron.

by French038 December 1, 2005

crustomer

Is a customer that is very crusty and rude.

When an employee complains that they dealt with a crustomer.

by nolan gray October 16, 2006