Slang for cunnilingus as practised by adolescents and pre-adolescents in the North of England. Mainly because they think they invented themselves and don't know the correct term.
Bored boy to equally bored girl:
"Eh, Sharon, you wanna coom up the fields for a cuntsuck"
Girl to boy:
"Watevva, but doan expect me to wank you off, smeghead"
B: "How about sucking me?
G: "in your dreams, cheese-dick"
B: "OK, but doan blame me if I get bored and stop just before you come".
G: "Just try it, Wayne"
"Eh, Sharon, you wanna coom up the fields for a cuntsuck"
Girl to boy:
"Watevva, but doan expect me to wank you off, smeghead"
B: "How about sucking me?
G: "in your dreams, cheese-dick"
B: "OK, but doan blame me if I get bored and stop just before you come".
G: "Just try it, Wayne"
by Huexiong September 7, 2008
Get the cuntsuck mug.by Cackalacka September 4, 2008
Get the bitchass cuntfucker mug.Related Words
1. noun, vulgar slang
A stronger form of both Cunt and Fuck, which seem to have lost all apparent offensiveness.
2. exclamation,
Sometimes exclaimed amid a nanosecond of immense pain/ displeasure, when the ability to choose either cunt or fuck individually is for some reason inhibited.
A stronger form of both Cunt and Fuck, which seem to have lost all apparent offensiveness.
2. exclamation,
Sometimes exclaimed amid a nanosecond of immense pain/ displeasure, when the ability to choose either cunt or fuck individually is for some reason inhibited.
by Oliver Otway September 22, 2005
Get the cuntfuck mug.A violent form of scissoring. Two women take a running legs first dive into each other to perform scissoring.
Kay and Sophia finished off the night with some cuntrucking as standard sissoring was not sufficient to quell their colossal appetites for lesbian sex.
by buffetraider April 16, 2016
Get the cuntruck mug.Some completely destroyed
by Cuntfuckulated_moutherfucker September 25, 2018
Get the Cuntfuckulated mug.a term used for filthy lying, cheating frat guys who think they're the cat's meow! Refers only to the lowest of the low and is the most insulting term one can be called. Usually refers to an asshole who cheats on his amazingly sweet girlfriend and who will most like get away with it forever.
"Robert is such a cuntbucket! He's been cheating on his girlfriend for years and never plans on telling her!"
by HadrianC83 July 4, 2012
Get the cuntbucket mug.by ChuliFly April 16, 2009
Get the cuntstuck mug.