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Cunthooks 

From the classics of literature:

"Jay, you're my friend and all, but you better keep your damn cunthooks offa Daisy before you get shot to death in a swimming pool!"

F. Scott Fitzgerald, 'The Great Gatsby', 1st Edition published 1925 by Goatse and Sons, New York.
Cunthooks by Bob Goon June 11, 2003
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Cunthooks 

Used to describe a man who is enthralled by a woman. Example: "She's got him by the cunthooks"
Cunthooks by Terry boughton May 2, 2003
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CUNTHOOKS 

Device used for spreading the Vaginal lips apart for inspection or fucking - also handy for dragging to different locations
Where the FUCK did I leave my CUNTHOOKS ?
CUNTHOOKS by Frase 61 May 3, 2019
When something indescribably bad happens.

Its so bad its like saying the word voldermort in harry potter.
"my nan just died"
" CUNTHOUSE " !!!!!!!!!!!
Cunthouse by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010
person of limited intelligence with annoying personality traits
cunthook by milner December 12, 2003

Cuntbook 

A magazine with tits and minges in it.
Dave had a wank over his cuntbook

Cuntloose 

Used to descibe a girl who is whorish, and bitchy.
Someone who thinks they're hotshit.

Sleeps with anyone and anyone she can get.
VERY EASY!
A girl who will date anyone.
Believes everyone likes her.
A girl who says "I love you" to her boyfriend after a day or so. (an "i love you whore")
Taylor: Dayyyum, that gurl stole mah boyfrann.
Olivia: She is so cuntloose.
Kirstie: Sheeeiiiiiittt, ya'll be hatin' on that cuntloose bitch!
Cuntloose by Kaytayliv July 8, 2009