Cunthooks

Fingers.

From the classics of literature:

"Jay, you're my friend and all, but you better keep your damn cunthooks offa Daisy before you get shot to death in a swimming pool!"

F. Scott Fitzgerald, 'The Great Gatsby', 1st Edition published 1925 by Goatse and Sons, New York.

by Bob Goon June 11, 2003

Cunthooks

Used to describe a man who is enthralled by a woman. Example: "She's got him by the cunthooks"

by Terry boughton May 2, 2003

CUNTHOOKS

Device used for spreading the Vaginal lips apart for inspection or fucking - also handy for dragging to different locations

Where the FUCK did I leave my CUNTHOOKS ?

by Frase 61 May 3, 2019

Cunthouse

When something indescribably bad happens.

Its so bad its like saying the word voldermort in harry potter.

"my nan just died"
" CUNTHOUSE " !!!!!!!!!!!

by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010

cunthook

person of limited intelligence with annoying personality traits

alvin baxter

by milner December 12, 2003

Cuntbook

A magazine with tits and minges in it.

Dave had a wank over his cuntbook

by BringerOfExtremeDick August 5, 2010

Cuntloose

Used to descibe a girl who is whorish, and bitchy.
Someone who thinks they're hotshit.

Sleeps with anyone and anyone she can get.
VERY EASY!
A girl who will date anyone.
Believes everyone likes her.
A girl who says "I love you" to her boyfriend after a day or so. (an "i love you whore")

Taylor: Dayyyum, that gurl stole mah boyfrann.
Olivia: She is so cuntloose.
Kirstie: Sheeeiiiiiittt, ya'll be hatin' on that cuntloose bitch!

by Kaytayliv July 8, 2009