Equivalent to the feeling of appetite, or having to use the restroom.
Jim: Did you see that girl tits?
Mike: Yeah, I suddenly got the minges. I'm gonna go blow one out real quick.
Jim: Did you see that girl tits?
Mike: Yeah, I suddenly got the minges. I'm gonna go blow one out real quick.
by BboyJAM October 27, 2010
Get the Minges mug.A slang term for vagina, typically used in the UK, particularly in the south.
Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.
An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"
Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.
An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"
I'll never get tired of looking at minge on the Internet!
You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!
Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!
You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!
Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!
by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022
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The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.
by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009
Get the magnolia minge mug.When a vagina looks horrible and completely unappetizing, but ends up tasting absolutely fantastic. Based upon the French dish that looks like stir fried garbage.
At first, it looked like I was about eat a re-fried blood bath, but it turned out to be Minge'atouille!
Sometimes Minge'atouille smells like fish, but it sure doesn't taste like it.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the flavor appeals to everybody."
-Minge'atouilli
Pro Tip: Give it a lick even if it looks like someone beat her guts up. She just might have some pretty good Minge'atouilli.
Surprisingly, that ugly chick from the bar had Minge'atouilli.
On very rare occasions, a cruntzle turns out to be Minge'atouilli. You just have to be be brave enough to give it a lick.
Sometimes Minge'atouille smells like fish, but it sure doesn't taste like it.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the flavor appeals to everybody."
-Minge'atouilli
Pro Tip: Give it a lick even if it looks like someone beat her guts up. She just might have some pretty good Minge'atouilli.
Surprisingly, that ugly chick from the bar had Minge'atouilli.
On very rare occasions, a cruntzle turns out to be Minge'atouilli. You just have to be be brave enough to give it a lick.
by DMonkage May 30, 2014
Get the Minge'atouille mug.Minge is a colloquial English term referring to a female’s pubic hair. Monger refers to any trading enterprise. A minge-monger is therefore a term of abuse used to describe a person who it is claimed sells the pubic hair of a ladies.
by Colonel Barnaby November 28, 2022
Get the Mingemonger mug.A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.
by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021
Get the Crusty Minge mug.Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.
Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
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