Cuntloose 

Used to descibe a girl who is whorish, and bitchy.
Someone who thinks they're hotshit.

Sleeps with anyone and anyone she can get.
VERY EASY!
A girl who will date anyone.
Believes everyone likes her.
A girl who says "I love you" to her boyfriend after a day or so. (an "i love you whore")

Taylor: Dayyyum, that gurl stole mah boyfrann.
Olivia: She is so cuntloose.
Kirstie: Sheeeiiiiiittt, ya'll be hatin' on that cuntloose bitch!

Cuntloose by Kaytayliv July 8, 2009

Cuntlotten 

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white

“Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
“Shut up you cuntlotten”

Cuntlotten by daddy sensei June 15, 2019

Cunthouse

When something indescribably bad happens.

Its so bad its like saying the word voldermort in harry potter.

"my nan just died"
" CUNTHOUSE " !!!!!!!!!!!

Cunthouse by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010

cuntcloser 

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play

"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus

cuntcloser by MIKENIT July 4, 2009

Cuntfoolery

Like tomfoolery, but cuntier.

Friend: I want one of these reels
Me: lol
Friend: I have the model which is nearly identical and its fucking awesome
Me: But you can't catch fish
Friend: i can
Friend: just not pussyfish
Me: I heard you was shit coz ur fingers r lyk hot dogs
Friend: bitches not complaining tho
Me: I see no bitches
Me: :-D
Friend: fuckoff cunt
Me: lol
Friend: i have had enough of this cuntfoolery
Me: Muahahahahahahaha

Cuntfoolery by The Plonker December 5, 2011

cunttosser 

Another term for a "player".

Meaning: he has one cunt, tosses it, goes to the next.

Girl 1: "God he's cute what's his name?"
Girl 2: "Oh don't bother with him, he's such a cunttosser."

cunttosser by NotMyRealNamr November 1, 2015

cuntlove 

The state of beautiful, simple harmony which occurs when women really appreciate their reproductive and sexual organs. Can only be experienced by men who have the desire to truly understand women, and even then only vicariously (NB: still worth trying!). Also occurs when women appreciate and respect each other's woman-ness, in social, professional, philial and sexual contexts.

Me: ...well gotta go now. Need to empty my mooncup before i go to the pub.
Jules: Ok, babe. I'll see you later then.
Me: Yep. Cuntlove.

cuntlove by Black Lily May 28, 2006