CSTFU

CSTFU - Stands for "Cuda, shut the fuck up!"

"OMG, CSTFU no0b! lolz!!1eleven"

by Cap'n Yellowbeard July 16, 2008

Construction Cutfuck

When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.

I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.

Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.

by Sakpat February 12, 2010

cstau

cant stop thinking about you .

hi there cstau hope your ok :)

by thomasc January 4, 2008

ctfu

Cracking the fuck up *used online only*

Selena was ctfu when she read the joke on Google

by ___________________×__________ June 16, 2015

Catfucker

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"

Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.

by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009

CATFU

Completely And Totally Fucked Up

That idea is CATFU

by loco pingvin July 16, 2009

ctfu

Cracks the Fuck Up. When laughing so hard you can hardly breathe.

When someone does or says something completly and utterly funny, ridiculous or stupid.

by lourdes April 25, 2005