Catfuck 

1. n. An example of a small-scale internet meme, acknowledged by a small, yet cult-ishly devoted fan base. Derived from the myspace song "Catfuck" by "Leah and Simon".

"I love how everyone has started writing 'thank you' as 'thx1138', it's becoming a total catfuck"

Catfuck by HELPFULGUY September 27, 2008

catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa) 

Is the result when an ordinary event becomes a cataclysm of epic measures.

It is fail of epic measures.

Yesterday party was catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa).

How did you do your exam?
- It was catafuckinstrophe, I didn't know anything

catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa) by Andrija Japrak July 21, 2009

Construction Cutfuck 

When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.

I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.

Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.

Construction Cutfuck by Sakpat February 12, 2010

cacfuckti 

Illegal mexicans whom stick their peckers in cactus plants to get off while imigating to the US. Its the only thing moist in the desert.

QUE? Me CacFuckti!

cacfuckti by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

Carfuck 

A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.

Oh man, we're trying to turn left but there's a huge Carfuck blocking our way!

Carfuck by Stizlikethis September 14, 2009

Catfucker 

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"

Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.

Catfucker by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009

carfucked 

when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it

Dude, you are so carfucked!

carfucked by Molly Stong January 9, 2010