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Camfused
When a webcam pops up behind your current internet window during excessive porn surfing and you, for a brief period of time, believe that the woman is speaking directly to you.
I was masturbating furiously last night only to be camfused by a large black woman on Porn Hub Live saying, "Use both hands for me baby!" After my initial panic, I realized it was just a video and she couldn't actually see me jerking off.
Camfused by Slopppy Seconds June 19, 2011
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