The existance of a person with no significant other, and no social life to any extent. This person's life consists of doilies, floral print, and the essential ingredient; cats. The catful person can only look forward to the love and devotion of their many cats. The cats will have names that represent the pitiable existance of their owner, such as "Sippy Cup"
"Melianie will live a catful life due to her lack of socialblilty."
"The woman who works in the book store most likely lives a catful existance."
When someone uses your pictures to create a fake Facebook profile and catfish other people, causing you to be angry and flattered. Hence, catflattered.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.