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Cryptonaire

A person that is a early adopter (no later then 2011) in bitcoin that successfully diversified their portfolio into other digital assets (cryptocurrencies) that are now worth millions or even billions of dollars. These individuals are also known as "whales" that create waves in the market.
Bob spent his lunch money on bitcoin in 2010, and now he is a cryptonaire.
Cryptonaire by Semi-True October 28, 2017
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Cryptonaire

An abbreviation of crypto millionaire, crypto billionaire or crypto trillionaire. Cryptonaire refers to a wealthy person whose wealth comes solely from investing in cryptocurrencies.
After investing in cryptocurrencies for years he succeeded into becoming a cryptonaire.
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CRYPTONAIRE

A person who has all different sorts and types of cryptocurrency in hopes in becoming a millionaire.
OMG Did you hear James is a Cryptonaire... He got Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereum, Dash, Ripple, Dogecoin, NEO and much more.
CRYPTONAIRE by TheCryptoGeek October 24, 2017

Cryptonise 

Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.
Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!
Cryptonise by Son Yin no G Hine January 18, 2021

cryptonite 

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.
Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.
cryptonite by QuacksO November 18, 2018

cryptonite 

Substance postulated by scientists to describe a new quality of altcoin prices plummeting, since lead proved to be an insufficient analogy.
Yesterday my pockets were full of digital cash. Over night it all turned to cryptonite. Better go for some crypternating.
cryptonite by celebrity_chef June 5, 2018

Cryptonite 

A crystal that vibrates and resonates with 2.4ghz and low frequencies that mimics radiation from the sun. Produced inside a nuclear fungus (radiotrophic) that produces carbon nanotubes to attenuate frequencies and guide it's spores into hyphae by protein into your neurons by the lymphatic system so that it can continuously reproduce cryptonite in the brain.

It demands to be fueled by carbon sources like alcohol and can mind control.

The fungus is called cryptococcus. Hence crypto-nite.
"Dear God I lost all my powers and am too weak. I must have been poisoned by Cryptonite!"
Cryptonite by El Kal El February 2, 2019
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