CRUTCHWAH

a person with just the one crutch as they are to proud to use two incase they look like a derk. a lovely kind hearted person who loves chinese food and often likes to greet people with a kiss on the cheek.

should be pronounces like 'crushwaaaaa'

hey crutchwah how you dooooing?

by aboobataxi999 February 27, 2011

Crotchwalking

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.

Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?

by The Jrr August 6, 2014

crotchwhore

a rotten skanky slut; hooker; tramp
one who sells her body for illicit substances.

Yeah! She definitely looks like a crotchwhore to me!

by hunnybunny666 January 5, 2011

Crotchwatcher

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006

crutchnastics

Performing special tricks,special gymnastics or acrobatics on a pair of crutches.

I performed crutchnastics when I broke my ankle.

by giraffes-a-baffs December 7, 2013

Crutchafort

When a taller black man holds a shorter white guy in a standing vertical 69 sex act. Usually the end result is a disaster.

Despite their best efforts and passion for each other they had to settle for horizontal 69, unable to crutchafort. What a mess they left on the carpet

by Grahamcakes May 18, 2016

crotchwatching

To look at crotch to be a pervert.

i went to the tanning salon and was crotchwatching

by nuuvsc May 8, 2007