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When a taller black man holds a shorter white guy in a standing vertical 69 sex act. Usually the end result is a disaster.
Despite their best efforts and passion for each other they had to settle for horizontal 69, unable to crutchafort. What a mess they left on the carpet
by Grahamcakes May 18, 2016
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