crunkest

The best

Cleveland is the crunkest city in America

by Tammy July 8, 2003

crunkest

crunk is chronic shortened. crunkest would be the good shit.

We smoked the crunkest last night, yo.

by juzme September 3, 2005

Crunkfest

An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.

Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.

by mr_natas March 23, 2009

Crunkistan

Another name for a black neighborhood.

Compton, Queens, the entire cities of Detroit and New Orleans are all prime examples of Crunkistan

by mackerel daddy November 28, 2009

crunkenstein

Anyone who is overzealous, or is usually intoxicated, who embarks on a belligerent rampage.

Look at this guy; he's on his 15th cocktail and now he's going to yell at the manager. Fucking crunkenstein.

by Pdenny June 18, 2008

Crunket

The (often sweaty) part of the man's anatomy that is located in between the bollucks and the ring-hole. Usually home to sparsely populated and wiry black pubes.

I was getting head off Pamela Anderson when all of a sudden she started licking my crunket, I started to giggle and then laughed when I let a wet stinky one go on her chin.. she just smiled and said "Oh your so funny".

by Meefa October 29, 2005

Crunkfest

Its a festival involving many people getting very crazy and drunk. There will always be large quantities of alcohol consumed and crunkfest and usually strippers.

You are cordially invited to the crunkfest this weekend...just bring some ho's.

by Jerd April 13, 2005