A crunkster is another tier of typically very white hipster that co-opts and exceedingly young style of dress, comprised of skinny jeans of either skateboard brands or designer makes, allover print hoodies of the same branding, and things from popular hip-hop dress like flat brim ballcaps and shoes such as Nike Dunks (especially SBs, due to wide availibility.)

The crunkster likes to imitate and socialize with anyone dressing to the limits of fashionable poor taste, be they club-going fashionistas dancing to Madonna, Pharrell loving hip-hop brothers, skaters, or pseudopunks.

They will love American Apparel, getting drunk on 40's, crappy "bling", and being walking iconography for a hypocritical pre-pubescent buffoon with hairless genitals. Crunksters are super fashion oriented, though for all genres of style; and thus, they think they are "punk."

You'll know a crunkster when you see it. They are hipster city-kids that grew up in the rich 'burbs.

Black and super-white dress at the same time.

crunkster by Threasted December 9, 2008

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Chuckster

Someone who chucks others. Talking to them usually results in you getting thrown.

I'm a chuckster!

Chuckster by Myax July 15, 2015

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster. by cibyl June 18, 2003

Chungster

a person (usually a girl but sometimes guys too) who has developed a high keen sense of fashion through inspiration and love for the model-TV personality-fashion icon, Alexa Chung. Although, most Chungsters are just high-end styled hipsters, they typically reject the 'hipster' because it's becoming too mainstream. They also tend to wear luxury clothing brands such as Chanel, Louis Vuitton, Versace, Miu Miu, etc.

girl: I really like your style? it's like hipster but way more classy?
Chungster: Ew, don't say hipster.. it's the new Chungster style inspired by my goddess, Alexa Chung.
girl 2: I like your cherry sandals, they're so cute!
Chungster: Thank you, they're Miu Miu and Alexa Chung wore them to Wimbledon 2012.

Chungster by fabulouscunt August 4, 2012

Panty Cruster

The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.

I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.

Panty Cruster by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

Chonkster

Usually used to describe a very fat/chonk animal

Me: Look at that chonkster!
Friend: Damn, he chonkey!

Chonkster by shraud June 14, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026