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CRIBBAGED: When you are pegged so hard that it's like a cribbage board.
I Heard Last Night, Jared was

CRIBBAGED!!!
They Pegged him so Hard.
CRIBBAGED by DJ.JAM-EZ April 21, 2024
Words you can keep
To have stolen from with a non-malicious intent.
I totally cribbed this list from LiveJournal.
cribbed by Moboid fo' MoBuck February 19, 2008

Cribbage 

When you are chillin at your house real hard.
I havent seen Ramsey in six weeks! All he told me was he was gonna reach some next level cribbage. We checked his credit card report. The last thing he bought was a case of heavies, a carton of heaters, 10 movies from the wal-mart discount bin, a weighted blanket and an individually wrapped pickle
Cribbage by Rambunctious Rambone January 17, 2019
ADJ-Having qualities of a cranky person. N- What you are full of if you are cranky.
N-You're full of crabbage. Get off your shit. ADJ-Quit being a crabbage ass.
crabbage by Nate April 6, 2004

crobbage 

another word for marijuana. when you have bud that's dank as fuck.
"Yo man you got that crobbage on deck??"

"Ey we hit that crobbage like we savage cabbages"
crobbage by LaWD inFaMoUS March 25, 2009

Cribbied 

Staying in under deep cover, preferably with a bottle of wine.
Ernesto: Hey dude, you gonna go out to the bar this weekend?
Chuck: Nah, I'm gonna get Sopranos Season 6 on netflix and get cribbied with my lady.
Cribbied by yormopoc December 22, 2008

getting cabbaged 

being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor ALSO having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors' cooking of malodorous foods
Friend: "Should we go back to your place to play cards?"
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."
getting cabbaged by uncleburton January 24, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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