I havent seen Ramsey in six weeks! All he told me was he was gonna reach some next level cribbage. We checked his credit card report. The last thing he bought was a case of heavies, a carton of heaters, 10 movies from the wal-mart discount bin, a weighted blanket and an individually wrapped pickle
being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor ALSO having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors' cooking of malodorous foods
Friend: "Should we go back to your place to play cards?"
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."