covid-dick
Any phallic based transmission of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) including but not limited to: anal, oral, nasal, esophageal, and retinal.
covid-dick by TrolleyT June 23, 2020
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COVID-Dick
Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis
COVID-Dick by MamaRiosNJ January 19, 2022
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Covid Dick
Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.
Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"
Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."
Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."
Covid Dick by HealthAdvice November 18, 2022
Covid dick
The opposite of whisky dick.
When a male is deprived of sexual intercourse due do covid or other uncontrollable actors of god but, not typically prone to premature ejaculation.
When a male is deprived of sexual intercourse due do covid or other uncontrollable actors of god but, not typically prone to premature ejaculation.
Bekah: last time he lasted forever but , i don’t know...last night was awful! He must have had Covid dick.
Karen: Covid dick?
Bekah: He nutted in me like right away!
Karen: Covid dick?
Bekah: He nutted in me like right away!
Covid dick by Zilliondollar July 2, 2020
Covid Dick
I don't know which is worse, getting a Covid shot and dying or getting a Covid shot and getting Covid Dick? Essentially you are dead either way.
Covid Dick by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022
Covid Dick
I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.
Covid Dick by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022
Covid Dick
Covid Dick by Dj KoniX April 13, 2022
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