COOKIE DOUGH! 

A game.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.

You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.

|Woman|La-de-da~!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!

COOKIE DOUGH! by Zachary B. July 20, 2008

Cookie Dough 

A completely delicious substance that society prohibits us to bring to gatherings raw, so we are forced to bake it, therefore decreasing its deliciousness

Person 1: Cookie dough is far better than baked cookies
Person 2: Damn straight

Cookie Dough by ........................................................ February 2, 2008

Cookie Dough 

God's greatest gift.

I wish I hadn't gotten my iTouch for Christmas. I would've rather settled with 1,000 gallons of cookie dough. (:

Cookie Dough by omgliz August 11, 2008

cookie dough 

What a femboi fox's ass tastes like

Why tell us not to eat cookie dough but make it taste like a femboi fox's ass?

cookie dough by a can of arizona iced tea September 26, 2018

cookie dough 

The single best flavor of ice cream in existance, hands down. If you don't have some at home, go buy some at the grocery store at this very moment and purchase a small portion of ecstacy.

"I almost wished I was dead, but I had a bowl of cookie dough ice cream and my will to live was renewed."

cookie dough by Sesshy December 6, 2004

Cookie dough 

Someone under the legal age of consent.

Guy1: Yo that chicks fine but she's cookie dough!
Guy2: Yep, fun to eat and spread on a sheet, but she aint done yet.

Cookie dough by Aeacus Letum December 25, 2005

Cookie Dough 

Its a strain of weed. Cookie Dough is a wonderfully potent Girl Scout Cookies phenotype. This particular version of the West Coast’s most popular strain exhibits an orange/yellowish sheen of trichomes and a pungent doughy aroma. Cookie Dough’s effects align closely with GSC’s, offering medical-grade sedation on the body and a well-lit mind that borders on speedy. Enjoy this strain as a means to stimulate appetite and dull physical pain while remaining mentally alert. Beginners beware, as this potent phenotype can be overwhelming. Negative effects such as mild dizziness and dry eyes have been noted by some consumers.

*Hits blunt*

Duuuuude what is this shit
I got this new cookie dough man

Cookie Dough by ryguymck123 April 24, 2017