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commence dicking

Normally muttered by section/ fire team commander before going into an attack. Can also be used to signify the start of a particularly ridiculous social antic, or any other event worthy of the aphorism.
Right lads, target at 100, straight ahead. Commence dicking!

commence intense mamboage 

To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.

most commonly used to tell someone that you're coming, and leaving you're current position.
"Aight then, you coming?"
"yeah, i'll commence intense mamboage in a minute."
"party on."

commerce student 

Being a Commece Student is not easy 💔.
A student who Choose fresh new subject after Class 10 about which they never knew.
I got more than 80% and choose Commerce,Yes we Exist 🙂
Commerce student, Science and Arts all are at equal level, So Stop fighting
commerce student by BeingCommerce November 27, 2021

first commenter 

Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.
First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."
first commenter by sans is MINE October 11, 2017

commenteered

When the thread from the original comment is commandeered by another party or parties.
"Lisa made a great point but it got lost when a couple of guys commenteered it to argue."
commenteered by Grant Moore June 14, 2008

spanish commenters 

well known for there comments on music videos with an over use of emojis and cringey things saying they enjoy the music a bit of an overexageration

god help us
Person 1: ''Amo😍😍está música 🎶 es cool 😎 y bonita y con una vocecita y me da risa 😂 por esa parte todos cuídense que dios los bendiga ''

Comment reply: ''Then god damn spanish commenters are at it again!''
spanish commenters by Thom Staticz December 27, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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