COBW 

Could Of Been Worse

Benny R-"Oh Man, just got a D on my English test, Dad is going to kill me"

Josh D-"COBW, I failed dude"

COBW by Desw231 October 9, 2010

cobwebs on her pussy 

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.

Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?

cobwebs on her pussy by I, Wreckerrr January 8, 2017

Cobwag

A cobwag is a ginger person, who is considered to be very attractive.

"Wow man, have you seen Amy Adams?"

"Yeah dude, she's a total cobwag"

Cobwag by Real_Mala December 13, 2019

cobweb crack 

oh where to begin...picture this: a hot, humid day...you're workin up a nice, sticky sweat for hours and hours without a break. you go to bend over or sit and ever so gently you feel this pricking tug between your swampy moist butt cheeks. you wonder what could it be? a tick? a mosquito? but deep down you know, you know exactly what it is. when you woke at the crack of dawn and did your number in the bathroom, you wiped too hard, using too much toilet paper. This left pills in your sliver which when combined with a hot summer's day and sweat creates a cobweb crack that pulls and pinches with sudden movements. yes folks, ouch is right. but remember, now that you know you can prevent this from happening. a washcloth and water are useful tools after #2's. HELPFUL HINT: a quick swipe with your finger can snap the web...BEWARE: finger might reek of old poop and farts.i forgot to mention its the toilet paper that gets stuck to your butt hairs and pulls to create the pain.

"Ouch, man I just felt a massive prick." "Who you callin prick, Johnny?" "No man, in my butt crack." "Oh come on, not a again, you got cobweb crack again today?" "My alarm clock didn't go off again and you're always early" "I guess you better do the manual snap" "Just don't complain when you get a wiff at lunch when I'm sharin my chips with ya."

cobweb crack by jerry james June 25, 2007

cobweb dick 

someone who's never had any sexual experiences.

"hey cobweb dick"

cobweb dick by shambolicsuperstar June 17, 2009

cobwaffler

A person who regularly receives ejaculated semen directly on the face. Can be used as an insult and/or a term of endearment.

A cobwaffler rarely needs to moisturize.

cobwaffler by Lovahhh July 15, 2003

Cobweb cock 

cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.

After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.

Cobweb cock by Patrick D. M. June 23, 2006