CLUSTERSEX

An orgy consisting of 40+ people in a very confined space. ie: closet, portapotty.

Dave: "Hey! There's a CLUSTERSEX going on Friday night, ya' down?"
Tyrone: "How big's the room?"
Dave: "It's the phonebooth on 4th Street."

by milkBAKE September 9, 2015

Clustershart

A gathering of continuous sharts. Like artillery in your pants.

Did you see John's clustershart aftermath?

by bastont July 23, 2009

clusterella

A confused, disorganized, and generally incompetent female.

A female personification of "clusterfuck".

"That clusterella got assigned to the project, and it went to hell in a handbasket".

by Haas January 8, 2004

Clustermer

When a customer or client doesn't have their act together, thereby creating a headache and more work for you.

You just made a big sale, why are you all bitter?

The time I spent getting him to finally figure out what he wanted was ridiculous. That clustermer was way more trouble than he was worth.

by 11DMH69 November 5, 2010

Clustersexual

Different from both bisexual, homosexual and heterosexual in that this person enjoys sex in clusters.

"So, whats your sexual preference"

"Clustersexual"

"Ew."

by Sumar March 25, 2008

Clusterslap

A series of slaps given using one or both hands, within a short period of time. Its like a single slap, but better.

If you say that fucking word one more time ima clusterslap you.

by .anna. November 24, 2009

database clusters

The pathetic excuse tumblr used to justify the excruciatingly long period of time the site was down on 6-7/12/2010.

Commonly recognised in the phrase: "We're working quickly to recover from an issue in one of our database clusters. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience."

1: "How's you day been?"
2: "Refreshing"
1: "Why refreshing? Did you go for a swim? Have a shower? Sit under a waterfall?"
2: "No, I sat inside refreshing TUMBLR ALL DAY BECAUSE OF THE FCUKING DATABASE CLUSTERS"

by -katt December 6, 2010