milkBAKE's definitions

Sloppy Disco

When you tape a mirror to your nutsack like a disco ball, so you can see your gooch while you're fucking someone.

Dave: "Hey, I cut myself while performing a sloppy disco last night."
Tyrone: "The trick is to use a smaller mirror so you don't have to break it."
Dave: "Shit, you right."

by milkBAKE August 16, 2018

CLUSTERSEX

An orgy consisting of 40+ people in a very confined space. ie: closet, portapotty.

Dave: "Hey! There's a CLUSTERSEX going on Friday night, ya' down?"
Tyrone: "How big's the room?"
Dave: "It's the phonebooth on 4th Street."

by milkBAKE September 9, 2015

Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.

Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!

by milkBAKE February 13, 2020

HalfBrad

He who intentionally sleep to cause others hardships, but upon his awakening, the curse is lifted.
He is a fraction of a FullBrad.

Dave: "Eat my ass, HalfBrad!"
HalfBrad: *sleeping*
Dave: "Shit all over my dick, bro! We've gotta wake up HalfBrad!"

by milkBAKE August 16, 2018