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clamjouster 

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A lady, often but not uniquely, of Catholic education who engages in the time honoured Girls' School pastime of clamjousting. It is the noble martial art of clam-to-clam combat, where one girl grinds her clam against her opponent's. (aka Tribadism)

The collective noun is 'TILT' (From the medieval tournaments consisting of a number of jousts.)
"A tilt of clamjousters"

See also: boxgrazer, dieseldyke, mingeeta, rugmuncher, WRAC.
"That dorm has seen so much clamjousting the matresses squelch with fannybatter"
clamjouster by Cutaway August 17, 2004
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chamji 

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1) korean word for "vagina"
2) used as slang for someone with no balls, aka "pussy"
a: take a hit.
b: nah, i'm good.
a: i said take a hit!
b: nah nah, i'm gooood.
a: fcukin' chamji.
chamji by a-n0n July 13, 2009

strumming the clamjo 

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Female masturbation.
My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.

clamjam 

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Beth moved in on Brian when Megan was trying to hit on him; it was a definite clamjam.
clamjam by Sydney Banks May 28, 2006

sister clamjam 

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The act of performing oral sex on a female friend, when you yourself are a female.

Similar to a brojob, but for girls
"Hey bro did you hear about Sally and that whore Hannah?"

"Yeah, I heard they sister clamjammed"
sister clamjam by Kastaling October 10, 2016

clamjabls 

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A group of guidettes who love to club and have sex with random men at club abyss. They wear only clubbing attire and never smile for pictures. They always make a kissy face. They wear metallic pink lipstick that looks like semen. This type of lipgloss is most commonly known as semen lipstick. These girls wear an overabundance of orange bronzer and black eyeliner.
Hey, guys check out the Clamjabls, one of their nipples just popped out.
clamjabls by bananas_n_blow July 29, 2008
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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