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A hand job given with no lube except for the sweat of a clammy hand
“Did you hear aiden got a clamjob last night!?”
“Damn I can’t believe they were that sweaty”
Clamjob by Tanner Kluver November 17, 2022
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The female version of a blowjob, giving oral sex to a female.
She never got off from sex, but she did get off when he gave her a clamjob. His clamjob technique was first rate.
clamjob by Chandler V. April 7, 2007
Applying salt to the area surrounding your asshole and then having a clam lick it all off.
Dude, sorry I couldn't pick up the phone. I was getting a clamjob.
Clamjob by YourBoyBlue November 25, 2013

clamjouster 

A lady, often but not uniquely, of Catholic education who engages in the time honoured Girls' School pastime of clamjousting. It is the noble martial art of clam-to-clam combat, where one girl grinds her clam against her opponent's. (aka Tribadism)

The collective noun is 'TILT' (From the medieval tournaments consisting of a number of jousts.)
"A tilt of clamjousters"

See also: boxgrazer, dieseldyke, mingeeta, rugmuncher, WRAC.
"That dorm has seen so much clamjousting the matresses squelch with fannybatter"
clamjouster by Cutaway August 17, 2004

strumming the clamjo 

Female masturbation.
My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.

clamjabls 

A group of guidettes who love to club and have sex with random men at club abyss. They wear only clubbing attire and never smile for pictures. They always make a kissy face. They wear metallic pink lipstick that looks like semen. This type of lipgloss is most commonly known as semen lipstick. These girls wear an overabundance of orange bronzer and black eyeliner.
Hey, guys check out the Clamjabls, one of their nipples just popped out.
clamjabls by bananas_n_blow July 29, 2008

clamjoha 

clamjoha is a dirty mexican vagina that hasnt been washed in many years. it originated from mexico in the early 1970`s and is still around. it can be found in most parts of the U.S mainly in california,texas, and mexico.
A diry mexican ladies vaginahas a very bad clamjoha it smells worse then vaginal discharge.
clamjoha by kyle.v March 3, 2008
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