A party of only girls (or at least 80% ladies), where there is a substantialabundance of the clam.
Jane invited her friends to a party that will "surely involve copious amounts of penis" Upon arrival her female friends find a ClamJam: an abundance of women, Bitch Drinks, chick flicks, and not a singlesausage in sight. Bad form Jane, bad form.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.