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CHOCK LOCK 

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1. The use, esp. on Twitter by Craig Hockenberry (after whom the technique is named), of caps lock, no punctuation, and occasional misspellings to represent the speech of a somewhat mentally inferior alter ego.

2. The Caps Lock key itself when used as in 1.

3. A fictional key (or setting) actually labeled "CHOCK LOCK" on a keyboard (or in an app), usually replacing Caps Lock.
MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOURCE CODE FOR IPHONE AND RESUMES WERE TALKING CHEARLEADERS AT CHOCKLOCK.COM GO CHOCK LOCK GO HOME RUN
CHOCK LOCK by Lanny Heidbreder January 20, 2009
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cock lock maneuver

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When a man is about to pull out of a woman's vagina because he doesn't want to get her pregnant and the woman then wraps her legs around the mans waist and forces the man's penis inside of her repeatedly until he cums; usually causing pregnancy.
Guy#1: Dude I heard you and Cassandra in the bedroom last night sounded like you guys had a good time.

Guy#2: I don't want to talk about it....

Guy#1: Why?

Guy#2: She pulled the cock lock maneuver on me...

Guy#1: Wow.... sorry....
cock lock maneuver by J Man123 November 6, 2013

Cock Lock 

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The opposite of a cock block
aka
when that one person hanging around you and her helps you get laid
Bro #1: dude i'm totally gonna cock lock you, we're gonna get you laid

Bro #2: nice brah
Cock Lock by Commander Zander October 28, 2009

Cock Lock 

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When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.
I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess I’ll just have to use the cock lock again.
Cock Lock by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Cock Lock 

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When a girl's pussy is so tight and her muscles so strong she can put a cock in lock down.

Dude! I was with my Jolipop last night and she cock locked me so hard I couldn't pull out!
Cock Lock by Jolipop December 30, 2007

cock lock 

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much like pussy whipped but for females, the woman likes the aleged cock so much she cant leave him or it alone
Nikki was so cock locked by josh she fucked him the day after she dumped him
cock lock by pvwrestler October 25, 2007

cock lock 

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When one is suspended from use of their cock for a predetermined amount of time.
Hey, man, we're gonna have to put you on cock lock.
cock lock by Gregory June 15, 2004
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