hitlersashes's definitions

Niagra Falls

When you waterboard a bitch with your jizz

I gave her a Niagra Falls until she drowned

by hitlersashes December 5, 2019

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Beef Frank

When your buddy Frank accidentally gets his dick caught in a meat grinder.

Oh no! Beef Frank!

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Two-way ticket

When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachother’s assholes.

Wanna come over later for a two-way ticket?

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Pink Slip

The act of inserting a piece of paper into your girlfriends vagina while she’s on her period and proceeding to write the United States Constitution on it.

Hey babe, be careful or I may surprise you with a pink slip;)

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Arabian Apple Cruncher

When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.

Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

African Glass of Water

An empty glass

Want an African Glass of Water?

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019