Arabian Apple Cruncher

When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.
Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?
by hitlersashes December 9, 2019
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Sticky Beach

The art of dipping a woman in glue and then proceeding to throw her grandpa’s ashes on her
She kept pissing me off so I made her into a sticky beach
by hitlersashes January 23, 2020
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Two-way ticket

When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachother’s assholes.
Wanna come over later for a two-way ticket?
by hitlersashes December 6, 2019
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Beef Frank

When your buddy Frank accidentally gets his dick caught in a meat grinder.
by hitlersashes December 6, 2019
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Cum Blaster

When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.
She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.
by hitlersashes December 9, 2019
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Cock Lock

When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.
I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess I’ll just have to use the cock lock again.
by hitlersashes December 9, 2019
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Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife
Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.
by hitlersashes December 6, 2019
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