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Another word for the drug known as "minecraft" which is known to remove one's life and social skills while also causing personality quirks and shyness.
Social Guy: Yo, where's Nick at? I haven't heard from him for like 2 months.

Other Social Guy: I think he's started using minecrap man.

Social Guy: well we won't be seeing him for awhile.
by J Man123 November 07, 2013

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Spineless Bastard: The worst kind of person, pretends to be your friend but, he'll never initiate ANYTHING not even a conversation. If you don't talk this person won't talk. If you don't ask him to hang out, he won't hang out and if you want to confront such a person don't bother trying because this person won't take you seriously ever. This type of person is not to be taken seriously, the only way you can take such a bad person is as a joke because if you take them seriously they will manipulate you. Theses people have no life and they accept the fact, and so they try to bring everyone down with them. It's possible for a spineless bastard to get better, but the only way that's possible is to leave them and never hang out with them and if they try to hang out with you then they may be better. But then again they could just be doing that so they can manipulate you into doing what they want or they may want to bring you down like the selfish assholes they are. Always be careful because these kinds of people act like they're normal but they are just trying to manipulate you or bring you down.
A Spineless Bastard would do this to a teenager
Teenager: I keep trying to tell my friend to stop being so down all the time but, all he does is get extremely angry at me...
Dad: Well son this is what I like to call a spineless bastard
by J Man123 December 13, 2014

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The awesome way of spelling Tim Horton's which is a cafe/coffee shop.
(Texting)

Guy: Yo we should hang out on the weekend.

Girl: Alright where should we have sex?

Guy: How about Tim Whoretons? because you clearly belong there you stupid hoe.
by J Man123 November 07, 2013

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When a man is about to pull out of a woman's vagina because he doesn't want to get her pregnant and the woman then wraps her legs around the mans waist and forces the man's penis inside of her repeatedly until he cums; usually causing pregnancy.
Guy#1: Dude I heard you and Cassandra in the bedroom last night sounded like you guys had a good time.

Guy#2: I don't want to talk about it....

Guy#1: Why?

Guy#2: She pulled the cock lock maneuver on me...

Guy#1: Wow.... sorry....
by J Man123 November 06, 2013

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A mental sickness where you have a constant urge to say #, yolo, or swag at least once a minute or altogether. Symptoms include aids, microscopic penis size, sexual confusion, erectile dis-function, repetitive masturbation, and one second orgasms.
Guy #1: #YOLOSWAG 2014

Guy #2: Shut the fuck up

Guy #1:# NO YOLO

Guy #2: Dude I think you have #yoloswine

Guy #1: # Oh shit, I seriously need some help SWAAAAAGGGG
by J Man123 November 06, 2013

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