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"Can everyone see my screen" - the question asked after a person screenshares, followed by awkward silence and nodding from others that usually goes undetected due to screen sharing, which consequently causes more awkwardness.
*shares screen*
"CESMS?"
*the longest silence known to mankind*
"awkward laugh ...okay let's get started"
CESMS by greendinos December 12, 2023
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Easy Snack-cess 

Having your snacks (or lickies and chewies) in a convenient location to facilitate access to said snacks.
I always put my m&m's in the small pocket of my backpack for Easy Snack-cess.
Easy Snack-cess by Scoopalone February 21, 2009
Related Words
CESMS cesspool cess Cessna cesso Cess Pit Cessie cessnock cessy cemsancity
This is the unseen root of the word incessant, which means not stopping. The root means stopped.
The teachers entering the class caused the noise to become cessant.
cessant by I, Wreckerrr April 6, 2017

slut-cessories 

fashion accessories marketed as an accompaniment to, or accentuation of, promiscuous dress.
Look at that tramp rocking Bebe's new line of slut-cessories.
slut-cessories by mandifferous April 28, 2009

cesspool 

synonym for shithole, dump, trash, and hell. can be used to describe a neighborhood or a city.
For a real life example of a cesspool, see Tallahassee, Florida.
cesspool by KRHimself April 22, 2006

cesspool of humanity

The comments on almost any YouTube video.
Look at those comments--they're practically the cesspool of humanity.
a synonym for weed, marijuana, or pot that was used in the the lyrics of many early 90's rappers. in its early stages cess was not exclusively shwag or shitty weed, but was rather synonymous with weed. Most rappers of this early age referred to even heady nug as cess

rappers who have used cess in this manner include, but are not limited to; Biggie Smalls, Masta P, Ghostface Killah, Method Man, NWA
"but that don't mean a nigga can't rest in the west, see some nice breasts in the west, smoke some nice cess in the west"
- Going Back to Cali - Biggie Smalls

"i'm sittin in a room full of hoes with some sexy ass bodies

smokin on the cess, playin dominoes, ain't fuckin wit nobody"
- Playa From Around the Way - Masta P

"we never half baked, Alaskan cess-capade, pushing new court dates"
- One - Ghostface Killah

"smoke cess nigga, smokin that AK, northern lights, yeahh stick'em"
- The Show - Method Man
cess by bob digi July 18, 2010
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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