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"Can everyone see my screen" - the question asked after a person screenshares, followed by awkward silence and nodding from others that usually goes undetected due to screen sharing, which consequently causes more awkwardness.
*shares screen*
"CESMS?"
*the longest silence known to mankind*
"awkward laugh ...okay let's get started"
CESMS by greendinos December 12, 2023
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Easy Snack-cess 

Having your snacks (or lickies and chewies) in a convenient location to facilitate access to said snacks.
I always put my m&m's in the small pocket of my backpack for Easy Snack-cess.
Easy Snack-cess by Scoopalone February 21, 2009
Related Words
CESMS • cesspool • cess • Cessna • cesso • Cess Pit • Cessie • cessnock • cessy • cemsancity
This is the unseen root of the word incessant, which means not stopping. The root means stopped.
The teachers entering the class caused the noise to become cessant.
cessant by I, Wreckerrr April 6, 2017

slut-cessories 

fashion accessories marketed as an accompaniment to, or accentuation of, promiscuous dress.
Look at that tramp rocking Bebe's new line of slut-cessories.
slut-cessories by mandifferous April 28, 2009

cesspool 

synonym for shithole, dump, trash, and hell. can be used to describe a neighborhood or a city.
For a real life example of a cesspool, see Tallahassee, Florida.
cesspool by KRHimself April 22, 2006

cesspool of humanity

The comments on almost any YouTube video.
Look at those comments--they're practically the cesspool of humanity.
a synonym for weed, marijuana, or pot that was used in the the lyrics of many early 90's rappers. in its early stages cess was not exclusively shwag or shitty weed, but was rather synonymous with weed. Most rappers of this early age referred to even heady nug as cess

rappers who have used cess in this manner include, but are not limited to; Biggie Smalls, Masta P, Ghostface Killah, Method Man, NWA
"but that don't mean a nigga can't rest in the west, see some nice breasts in the west, smoke some nice cess in the west"
- Going Back to Cali - Biggie Smalls

"i'm sittin in a room full of hoes with some sexy ass bodies

smokin on the cess, playin dominoes, ain't fuckin wit nobody"
- Playa From Around the Way - Masta P

"we never half baked, Alaskan cess-capade, pushing new court dates"
- One - Ghostface Killah

"smoke cess nigga, smokin that AK, northern lights, yeahh stick'em"
- The Show - Method Man
cess by bob digi July 18, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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