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An Italian Mafia term used to describe murdering someone. Similar to other Mafioso terms such as whack or hit.
"I sure as shit ain't gonna be the one offing that guy without permission from the Boss. He's a made-man for God's sake. What do you think I am, a fuckin' stugatz"?
offing by Vkngfan76 April 20, 2016
Action taken by a mafia boss against certain individuals that have fallen out of favor with the organization.
Upon learning that an associate had misappropriated funds belonging the organization, the Don had to make the difficult decision of ordering the offing of the misguided associate.
offing by RunningMama_26 April 22, 2016

offing myself 

it means killing myself but i’m a way that it won’t get you suspended on twitter.
Can’t believe i tweeted that… I’m offing myself.
offing myself by rallies June 30, 2021

offing himself 

Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.
Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
Peter: 'Yeah, dude. Sad.'
offing himself by Jay Jay <33 October 20, 2008

Offing myself 

The only option for me....

GG mates
Me: Im offing myself
Other person: ok idk
Offing myself by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021

off/ offing 

All she could talk about was offing herself
off/ offing by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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