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The sea between the horizon and the offshore
There was an ominous cloud in the offing.
Offing by AlterLynx October 20, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
An Italian Mafia term used to describe murdering someone. Similar to other Mafioso terms such as whack or hit.
"I sure as shit ain't gonna be the one offing that guy without permission from the Boss. He's a made-man for God's sake. What do you think I am, a fuckin' stugatz"?
offing by Vkngfan76 April 20, 2016
Action taken by a mafia boss against certain individuals that have fallen out of favor with the organization.
Upon learning that an associate had misappropriated funds belonging the organization, the Don had to make the difficult decision of ordering the offing of the misguided associate.
offing by RunningMama_26 April 22, 2016

offing myself 

it means killing myself but i’m a way that it won’t get you suspended on twitter.
Can’t believe i tweeted that… I’m offing myself.
offing myself by rallies June 30, 2021

offing himself 

Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.
Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
Peter: 'Yeah, dude. Sad.'
offing himself by Jay Jay <33 October 20, 2008

Offing myself 

The only option for me....

GG mates
Me: Im offing myself
Other person: ok idk
Offing myself by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021

off/ offing 

All she could talk about was offing herself
off/ offing by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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