cantor 

To leverage the suffering of innocent people for an unreasonable request that would otherwise be unmet. To bargain in bad faith during a time of crisis.

Do you think that our roommate john will help fix the roof this weekend?

He's cantoring for us to fix his car even though the roof will leak without his help. What a jerk.

I know you broke your arm, but I still won't drive you to the hospital for anything less than $10,000.

Don't cantor with me you vile cretin. I need a doctor!

cantor by Tired of this Shit Already September 4, 2011

cantor 

title for one who has never kissed a girl, nor has any intention to.

Guy: Yo you think john got with that girl from the bowling alley?

Tuck: Nah definitely not hes a total cantor.

cantor by thetuckmeister June 6, 2011

Cantor 

To date a close friend of someone who you have recently Friendzoned

Alexa Cantored Max right before Prom! Now she's going with Jake and he's been left in the dreaded Friendzone

Cantor by MailboxMan700 May 23, 2016

Cantor Vasile 

A guy who likes to have sex with different species of animals.

He fucked that chicken! He’s totally Cantor Vasile

Cantor Vasile by Strayzz21 October 29, 2018

rob cantor

yellow tie and guitarist of band tally hall. also i’m not here to say he’s the sexiest tally like the rest of you wtf

rob cantor is my favorite tally hall member

rob cantor by mmmmmmips August 16, 2021

Eric Cantor 

The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.

When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.

Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.

Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".

Eric Cantor: "screw you guys, I'm going home."

Eric Cantor by coffee_drinker October 17, 2011

Rob Cantor

yellow tie (this suave fellow) writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites

rOB CANTOR being rOB CANTOR as always in his alboom NOT a TRAMPOLINE

Rob Cantor by robber canter November 26, 2022