Cantoron

n. A weatherman that insists on reporting from hurricaine ground zero, mid-blizzard or at the beach when the tsunami hits. (origin - contraction of Cantore and Moron)

Channel 5 has their Cantoron reporting on Hurricane Katrina from downtown New Orleans!

How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?

by JandBinAZ February 21, 2011

Cantorna

A large family that is loud, stuborn, and fight often. Though they posses those characteristics they are beautiful, and intelligent.

Wow...did you hear those cantornas!

by soccerluvver4 February 28, 2009

Cantoring

The act of whoring around in life.

By cantoring around you are making yourself more likely to be called a slut, whore, etc.

by The BEST Master Baitor October 18, 2009

cantoon

A skinny heroin addict

Has much the same meaning as smackhead, boothead or rackatoon

Has also come to mean an original thinker

"Look at that cantoon, what a Toby"

"Charles Darwin was a profound cantoon"

by The Cantoons October 28, 2007