CAFE M 

Cafe M is a posh word to describe Mcdonalds.

Oh my god, I cant believe how hungover I am. The only thing that will sort me out is a Cafe M.

Lets go to Cafe M and discuss the cheeky boys from last night.

CAFE M by letmehooveryou January 28, 2010

Cafe Metropolis 

Only the greatest show venue on the East Coast!! Mostly known for its ska shows Cafe Metropolis is a very small narrow venue that fits about 300, 400 tops!! All the cool rude boys/ girls go to the Metro!! Its in a back ass alley way in Wilkes-Barre but still is pretty freakin sweet!!! The stage also feels like a trampoline!!

Bob : Yo did you hear Big D and the Kids Table is coming back to Cafe Metropolis!!

Zidane : Heckz yeah who they playing with?

Bob: Bob and the Sagets and Slightly Askew!!

Zidane: Sweet.

Cafe Metropolis by Joey Fucking D! December 14, 2005

Cafe Metrios 

This is Greek coffee enjoyed by many Greeks around the world and which is not served in many locations. It is exclusively served in authentic Greek Cafes(Coffee House).

Hey buddy, give me one cafe metrios.

What do you mean you have no cafe metrios?

Isn't this Star Mitso's Cafe, a Greek coffee house, in which they should serve cafe metrios?

Cafe Metrios by The Real Greekster April 20, 2004

Trendy Cafe Man 

The stereotypical Trendy cafe man will often be seen at cafes sitting outdoors in full sunlight. His atire includes a tight shortsleeve black shirt, Long black jeans and usually metal frame sunglasses. The trendy cafe man is always bald and often works out at the gym.

1.Out of the car window I spotted a trendy cafe man, sipping latte and laughing.
2.Today there were two trendy cafe men at the coffee shop, this made for an awkward moment between them.

Trendy Cafe Man by Toogleberry October 19, 2006

cafe del mar 

A very relaxing and ambient sound with various artists. Perfect music to listen to if you r on the beach or just need to mellow out

Gees today was a stressful day, i need to put some Cafe Del Mar on to relax

cafe del mar by Booom Bab August 30, 2006

Makeupalley Cafe 

A sub-board of a makeup site comprised of white, 25-50 year old women. This is where women who are bitter at the world go to unleash their bitchery in order to feel better about themselves. Many are mothers which is frightening when you see how they act.

Common topic du jour's include:

picking every attractive woman posted apart (yet if a MUAer posts a picture of themselves "omg gorgeous!"), shitting on feminism, "flaming" people who say something a MUAer doesn't agree with, casual racism, pets, how making 70k a year means you're poor, college (most MUAers claim to have a college degree yet are still complete fools), shitty significant others, obviously made up stories, etc etc.

This is a very hostile environment & almost everyone who frequents Cafe has a severe mental/emotional issue. If you're better off than a majority of the people on the board you must be sickeningly humble or prepare for shit to be flung your way. Nice posters exist but are few and far between, and most "normal" and sane posters left a long time ago.

A rundown on some popular posters with names redacted to give you a feel of the board:

Unstable ex-junkie addicted to cosmetic injectables and tacky hair dye.

Popular for being cheery yet despised by some because she ruins their incessant brooding.

Sugar baby who hates women.

The Kim Kardashian of the board. Stupid and vapid yet people can't stop talking about her.

Racist republican who thinks native Americans deserved to have their land stolen.

Makeupalley cafe is a black hole filled to the brim with women you would never want to meet.

Makeupalley Cafe by Percy Jackson is Back June 10, 2014

maid cafe

Cafe where the waitress dress up in maid uniform and address customers as 'master' or 'mistress.' This practice is common in japan and other east/south Asian countries. The theme of the cafe is predominately anime/manga and the customers are otaku.

When you walk into the maid cafe, maids will say "welcome home master"

They perform varieties of services, such as ear cleaning, spoon-feeding, photo-taking, playing card and having conversation with maids.

For unknown reason, this is not considered a form of prostitution.

male version of this is butler cafe

Otaku: Do you want to go to maid cafe this weekend?

Normal person: But that place is unreasonably pricy!

maid cafe by Hespia Klarerin December 4, 2010