C3pro 

Someone who thinks he is "pro" and poses and C3p0, he is also a rep whore.

C3pro, what a rep whore.

C3pro by what a loser you May 13, 2011

Coprolite

Coprolite is a noun meaning fossilised animal faeces. The word literally means “dung stone” and comes from the Greek kopros (dung) and lithikos (stone). Usually coprolites are animal manure and, between 1860 and 1890, were mined commercially in Cambridgeshire England and processed to be used as a fertiliser. When you think of it, it’s not that much of a surprise, after all it is fossilised shit. What is also not too surprising is that the word has also come to describe a person who is old, set in their ways and a thoroughly disagreeable arsehole as well. So if you have a boss, teacher or acquaintance who fits that description, congratulations, you know a coprolite.

It’s only Malcolm’s age that stops him being a complete coprolite.

Coprolite by AKACroatalin September 6, 2016

coprocephalic 

One whose cranial cavity is filled with feces. A moron or idiot.

Although elected to high office his malapropisms and misguided attempts at leadership revealed him to be a true coprocephalic.

coprocephalic by K. Gould January 16, 2008

coproaches 

A massive accumulation of cop's in one place. Like the bug their named after they are fucking everywhere.

The perp never stood a chance of getting away after doing the crime due to the swarm of coproaches that infested the area.

coproaches by jpg3 June 14, 2011

Coprophage 

This means, quite literally, “one who eats faeces”. French beef farmers, supplying meat for export, feed their cattle human faeces as a cheap food as it contains large amounts of partially digested cellulose and thereafter the cows exhibited coprophagic behaviour. Under certain conditions dogs also develop coprophagic behaviour, but this can be prevented, and cured, by feeding them tinned pineapple!

The use of the term has expanded to describe someone who, while not very clever or good at their job, is always smarming round the boss. The sort of behaviour exhibited is:

1. laughing excessively at the smallest joke;
2. apparently sharing the same interests and hobbies as the boss;
3. getting the boss tea or coffee without being asked;
4. sending the boss Christmas and Birthday cards, often with a gift attached;

Exactly the sort of behaviour that makes you think that if the boss crapped on their desk they’d eat it and swear it was ambrosia. These people are usually mediocre to poor performers and its only their relationship with the boss that keeps them from being potted.

“Malcolm’s just given the boss a big birthday card and a present, so I told him he was a perfect coprophage. The twat looked at me as if I’d just paid him a compliment.”
“You did. Nothing about that wanker is perfect.”

Coprophage by AKACroatalin March 16, 2019

Coproaches 

aka Hong Kong police officers, notorious for their brutalities and excessive force, not to mention they are infamous for dirty jobs and shady businesses, people think they’re just nastier than cockroaches being cops in this way, so there you have it, coproaches.

“Hey look, there’re a bunch of coproaches over there, let’s get a move on, otherwise they will use tear gas for no reason or just because they wanted. Or both. Let’s not risk it.”

Coproaches by Captain Tripz January 5, 2020

coprophagous smirk 

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin

Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.

coprophagous smirk by eViL pOp TaRt July 30, 2011