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CHS is short for CrackHead Shit.

Mainly used when someone is doing/saying something a crackhead would probably do/say. While they are on crack or not.
Guy: Yo Chad! Ryan just said he was going to jump off the roof cause he’s bored!

Chad: Dude, that’s CHS... Can’t wait!
CHS by Jmart.z November 5, 2019

Mr.Castagna CHS 

A truly amazing man. Definitely a celeb of centereach high school. His wife, Big Nancy, is an absolute legend. He had multiple types of cancer but is still an absolute god. Uses “eating pizza” as a metaphor for sex. Example: “Romeo and Juliet want to eat pizza together.” Lives in a poly pocket house because why not. Loves saying “You get an F!” Or “hey Ryan, look up. That was where your participation grade was. Not anymore.”
“Mr.Castagna is an absolute legend”

“Mr.Castagna gave me an F.”

Mr.Castagna CHS: An epic legend
Mr.Castagna CHS by Georgia Walsher December 21, 2018

St. Brother André CHS 

a shit school that has been alive since like the Elizabethan Era, the uniform is uncomfortable af and the teacher enforce the dress code by putting up dumbass posters in the halls. The cafeteria smells like actual butthole and is just disgusting cuz the janitors barely wipe the tables. Everyone thinks they are the shit and white people there say the n-word FOR NO FUCKING REASON. There’s like maybe 5 nice teachers and the rest have a stick up their ass. The washrooms smell like shit and there’s always tampons on the ground in he girls washroom. They force us to take religion, and yeah it’s a no from me. Oh and you get in trouble for getting UberEats like tf. Oh and everyone is a fucking druggie, and all the AP people are snitches.
Guy: I’ve had the most shitty day
Girl: do you go to St. Brother André CHS ?
Guy: yeah

Girl: figures

St.Augustine CHS

A school located in the most Asian place on earth, Markham. A place where Asian do drugs, but we have half nerds half Autistic. The school has been taken over by Asians, and we only speak chinglish. Math is our #1, but our average is around 70%. We are better than any other school in Markham, The Nerds goes to Harvard, and The Autistic cant even finish grade 9. we have the useless program in the world, is called laptop program. which is full of chinks and like 0.000001% white.
ALLAH: Why is there Egyptians in St.Augustine CHS?
AKUBAR: IDK, we hav to eliminate all the chinks by bombing them.

St.Theresa of lesieux CHS 

A high school lacated at elgin mills n bathurst in richmond hill
90% are mostly rich italian party animals that have big jams every friday n satudays!
Guisepe: Yo were you at that St.Theresa of lesieux CHS jam
John-luca: yea bro it was sick
Can’t hear sh*t
Icant I hear you I suffer from CHS.
CHS by Jwoodward July 18, 2018
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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