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the best place in the world even though there are alot of rich stuck up bitches but theres some everywhere also CHS is the best
whats there at chs?

skaters/groms and a grip of hot girls
by pink eye August 25, 2003
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Carlsbad

the most wickedest city in Cali. yes, it is full of Sk8trs and surfers and plenty of bikini wearing beach bums. yes it is full of families, and AP students, and retirees. yes, it is awsome. CHS and VMS both kick Oceanside butt. the population is about: 60% white, 30% hispanic, 10% other. downtown is full of cute little gift shops and the locally famous Beach City Smoothies. The Library is cool and really good smelling. Some Carlsbad landmarks are: The Power Plant, the beach, the flower fields, That Cool Giant "windmill" that contains a motel and a TGIF, CHS, the lagoons (actually estuaries but no one cares). On normal days, C-bad is an hours drive from San Diego. About two hours from LA. Also, Oceanside is pretty cool too. I always forget if the mall is in C-bad or O-side (its in C-bad). All I really know is that they have the Petco and the Outback. I think they got the Target up there too. We have That Pizza Place. Really, if you want sun, surf, and great summers, come to Carlsbad (not Oceanside).
Carlsbad is and awsome place where you go to the beach, drive to Oceanside to play arcade games at Boomers, and go to school. that's kinda it. but it is still awsome. really.
by Spyder Gurl October 18, 2008
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Carlsbad is a city in northern San Diego County, California. It is 81% White. It has many luxurious homes and pristine beaches for surfing. Aviara is a nice area with a golf course.

Carlsbad is a family area with many retirees and a few professionals.

Cal State San Marcos is nearby and a growing institution. It is supplying North County's economy with many jobs and qualified young people.

Many people commute south on I-5 to work in San Diego.
"Carlsbad-A great family-oriented community!"
by skateNinvestNstocks July 14, 2007
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a town with a ton of nothing to do, filled with houses, a few shitty bars, and an airport for rich business types to fly to when they want to wipe their asses with money. the beaches always have losers on them with the occational looker who turns out to be a total retard which is a result of the poor education received at carlsbad high. stupid kids go and look for parties while their republican parents get drunk on over-priced alcohol to make up for their depressing corporate tool lives.
hey guys, there is nothing to do in Carlsbad, lets drive around in my SUV that mom and dad bought me so i can burn some gas.
by Armon September 28, 2005
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Two guys in Carlsbad

Guy: "I'm so drunk...let's ditch and go to the beach...and surf."
Guy 2: "Dude, weren't you just drinking O'Douls?"
Guy: "Yeah man, I'm so crunnnnnnked."
Guy 2: "O'Douls doesn't have alcohol in it man."
Guy: "So that's why my parents don't drink it."
Guy 2: "Do your parents care that you ditch?"
Guy: "So what if they do? What're they gunna do? Take away my Escalade for the weekend?"
by Caite December 28, 2005
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a place where there are a lot of cool people. also a place where there are a lot of idiots. home of the state beach rats. also home to the state beach posers. also the home of the genius, the hero of carlsbad.
The Genius was drinkin and smokin camel lights at Neimans in downtown Carlsbad when some state beach posers walked by and The Genius told them all to go have sex with their boyfriends.
by Boom Houser February 7, 2005
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Carlsbad High School

A public high school in Carlsbad, CA built during the 1950's.

It's student population consists of various cliqués:

-The cool girls-
The group of slutty white girls who live in the Aviara part of carlsbad. They spend their weekends cruising in their birthday present from daddy, a BMW, smoking low quality marijuana, drinking mickeys, smirnoff, and fucking the cool guys...

-The cool guys-
These kids usually are hanging with their female counterpart, the cool girls. They probably drive an F150 or SUV, dress in skater-esque clothes, drink large amounts of alcohol and smoke alot of weed. Also, they are avid fans of such music as: Lil Wayne (whom they all call Weezy), lil john, sublime, bob marley, TI, snoop dogg, and other music that seems to match their marijuana use AND/OR awe of the "thug" "ghetto" life that they definately live in daddys 6 bedroom beachside gated community house.

-The school kids-
These are the kids that take all AP classes, and loveeeee doing homework. They are most likely on the speech and debate team. Girls dress in very conservative clothes, while the guys still dress like theyre in 6th grade. The group is about half white, half asian. Their idea of "parties" are AP US history study sessions at {insert name here}'s house, with the occasional kool-aid and volleyball ridden beach bonfires that get mass promotion through facebook. These kids prefer facebook over as mom would say, the "not-so-safe-myspace". Their musical taste is a combination of Coldplay, Radiohead, various european electronic artists, piano-rock, and the "clean" version of T.I's new album that was safely downloaded from iTunes for $9.99.

-Jocks-
These are your typical meat-head jocks. They are virtually similar to the "cool kids" group, except that they play sports. They are ecenomically well off, and spend their money on nice clothes. They are the cockiest people you will ever meet.Also they HATE skater kids, also known as rats. Their weekends consist of driving around, partying, and getting laid.

-Rats (skater kids)- these kids are the lowest of the low. They spend their days ditching school to smoke week, drink 40's of OE, and of course skate. Its advised that one keep a distance from these kids, who never seem to shower...hence the name, rat...They dress in unwashed clothes, and try to come off as poor...what you dont know, is that they live in their Bressi Ranch 4 bedroom home with mom, dad, their little brother, and Oscar, their golden retriever. They hate jocks, and get into occasional fights with them, that usually consist of shoves and a few punches to the arms. Somehow, rats are able to get with decent looking girls.


-The Mexican Kids- These kids make up a large part of Carlsbad High Schools population. There are various subgroups that branch off from this large "clique", if you want to call it that. Apart from the regular mexican kids, that make up most of the mexican population, and do well in school, theres 2 groups that seem to stand out.....

Swaggers: Mexicans who dress in flashy colors, wear skinny jeans, match everything, vans are a must, have wild spikey hair, wear large faux-diamond earings (that are secretly clip ons due to the fact that mom wont let her baby boy ruin his ears at "Claire's"), and can be seen with large sunglasses. They listen to all the hot mainstream rap/hip-hop.

Cholos: these "wannabes" really live it tough in the streets of the ghetto.....or at least they want to come off like that. Most of them come from middle income families, but they prefer to live their life "on the edge". Fake accents are a must, and dressing in their favorite XXL t-shirts, high socks, sweat-shorts, and adidas is advised. Shaved heads are common. They claim "Varrio Carlsbad "vCMLs X3", but when you diss them, they dont back up their "hood". You can spot them near the spanish building at lunch.



-The Band Kids-
These kids are a small group of students who stick together, as bandmates. They are mostly white. They enjoy playing the clarinet, listening to music, and busting quickies in the 3000's building bathroom during 3rd period with the 2nd chair flutist.


Overall, Carlsbad High School is a dump for racial and ecomonic segregation between students. If you AREN'T a good looking, white, rich kid, i advise you NOT to go here.

Its not fun.
Kid 1-Hey bro what school do you go to?

Kid 2-Carlsballssss....

Kid 1-You mean Carlsbad High School?? Why do you call it that?

Kid 2-Because it sucks balls if you aren't rich or white.

Kid 1-shit. im going there next year. im fucked.

Kid 2- yeah. you are.
by carlsbad_is_boring March 9, 2009
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