C.E.D.

Cosmetic Effect of Distance/Darkness/Drunkenness/Desperation. A very versatile expression, used to explain away why you slept with that butt ugly dude/girl you just saw walking down the street.

ZOMG, I can't believe I made out with that guy. Total C.E.D. I guess I should calm myself with those tequila shots from now on.

C.E.D. by pan man April 15, 2015

S p a c e d w o r d s 

W h e n y o u s p a c e o u t l e t t e r s t o m a k e i t f u n n y

Xavier: imagine being g a y
Matt: L m a o I m a g i n e
mmmm s p a c e d w o r d s

S p a c e d w o r d s by Xman_Slayer February 20, 2020

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.] 

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!

I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.] by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005

O.C.E.D. 

Obsessive Compulsive Election Disorder

Falling into the trap of having the current United States presidential campaign rule every inch of your life.

My O.C.E.D. has kicked in so hard I can't get a damn thing done these days.

O.C.E.D. by Flying Hussein Mermaid February 26, 2009

a s c e n d 

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .

Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now

a s c e n d by qjns? April 7, 2019

C.R.E.A.T.E.D. 

Growing up in the world slowly and painfully but a great reward at the end

John said, "This Acronym that doesn't stand for what its definition is explains my life, C.R.E.A.T.E.D."

"Nah man, you haven't had a painful time growing up, you have had good grades, awesome friends, and amazing relationships," said Billy

"True. then i say it more like D.E.D.," John, finishing the conversation with the annoying Billy.

C.R.E.A.T.E.D. by Darklubed64 August 10, 2017

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