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Blockchain 

A decentralized digital ledger that records all transactions across a network of computers. Known for its security and transparency, it's the underlying technology behind cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin. The blockchain's distributed nature makes it resistant to hacking, forging, or altering.
In a broader, casual context, "blockchain" might also refer to something complex and trendy that's often dropped in conversations to sound tech-savvy, whether or not it's entirely understood.
"With the rise of cryptocurrencies, the blockchain technology is revolutionizing the way we think about financial transactions."
"Dude, I have no idea what you just said, but you dropped 'blockchain' in there, so you must be on the cutting edge of tech!"
Blockchain by wood2023 August 23, 2023
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Blockchain 

Blockchain is digitized, decentralized and continuously growing public ledger that consist of records called blocks, which are linked and secured using cryptography
While it is most commonly associated with Bitcoin and other cryptocurrency applications, the blockchain is capable of so much more
Blockchain by Manodino February 21, 2018

blockchain 

Blockchain can include all kinds of distributed databases and applications with varying levels of decentralization.
When you buy a cryptocurrency, you might not know that the blockchain will be maintained.
blockchain by T.V. John June 19, 2019

BLOCKCHAIN 

A person who get's blocked and keep getting blocked by one woman after the another, like a chain of women
Lord Ashish got blockchained and acheived the title of creep
BLOCKCHAIN by PookieCoder January 9, 2025

Blockchain 

Hym "Oh what's that? You can't not use the blockchain? Why is that? Is that because it would violate the separations clause?"

Retard "It stifles innovation!"

Hym "No it doesn't bitch you just want to copy me. Stops copies me. Bitch. YOU ARE NOT THE GUY! The fact that these fucking idiots have allowed you to walk around thinking that you are is a crime against humanity!!"
Blockchain by Hym Iam August 10, 2025

Blockchain as a Service 

Blockchain as a Service (BaaS) is an offering that allows customers to leverage cloud-based solutions to build, host and use their own blockchain apps, smart contracts and functions on the blockchain while the cloud-based service provider manages all the necessary tasks and activities to keep the infrastructure agile and operational.
BOB: I need to create a blockchain, who am I going to call?

ALICE: Call ChainZilla, they offer blockchain as a service

Blockchain Dickhead 

When and individual is a dickhead and everyone discovers this at the same time and a consensuses is formed. Like the blockchain the opinion is immutable and cannot be changed.
Person A says "Donald Trump is a blockchain dickhead" and Persons B, C, D, E...X, Y & Z confirm through independent verification and say "Yes I independently verify this"
Blockchain Dickhead by MarioKart7 September 26, 2018