Almost like a v-card, but with the cherry (hymen) of a woman/girl.
If you were to take someone's c-card, then you probably fingered them or something of the sorts.
If you were to take someone's c-card, then you probably fingered them or something of the sorts.
Joe: When I was fingering Jen, I got her c-card, it was gross!
John: I'd say! Who wants hymen blood on their fingers!?
John: I'd say! Who wants hymen blood on their fingers!?
by theman1993 July 5, 2009
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by Phoenix2.0 August 1, 2022
Get the C-card mug.Masculine Name: A cardinal c the nazi is a first class moron you promote in a big box environment in view to obtain results. A cardinal c the nazi will rule his regime like fake hitler, while getting rid of people with the most modern methodology, by dismissing them with or without cause (Please Note: His emphasis is on dismissals without cause as he does not have the skills nor the potential to pick up a law book, nor did he ever had the opportunity to do his college best where they just opened the door for him - like they would at DeVry).
The best way to avoid a cardinal c the nazi is by staying in school, and getting an education promptly, higher than college preferably.
The best way to avoid a cardinal c the nazi is by staying in school, and getting an education promptly, higher than college preferably.
Boss: In the office now!
Clerk: What now boss?
Boss: I was told you destroyed a computer. You will now get out of my store, you will not pass go, you will not get to claim your $200 which is your Statutory pay and your employment insurance! You are OUT!
Clerk: you fucking cardinal c the nazi - HOW DARE YOU!? How do you sleep at night? How is your dead grandmother doing????!
Clerk: What now boss?
Boss: I was told you destroyed a computer. You will now get out of my store, you will not pass go, you will not get to claim your $200 which is your Statutory pay and your employment insurance! You are OUT!
Clerk: you fucking cardinal c the nazi - HOW DARE YOU!? How do you sleep at night? How is your dead grandmother doing????!
by CanYouHandleDaTruth January 5, 2014
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Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!
Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!
Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.
by RNPS December 9, 2008
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If you go down on the mrs in the morning it would be helpful if she has her c'ard
If you go down on the mrs in the morning it would be helpful if she has her c'ard
by Bald Jar October 28, 2025
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