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career orientted woman
i wont date a c.o.w.. from work
C.O.W. by jacques gaudreau September 21, 2007
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A COW is defined as a Citizen Of Watertown...A fat lazy person that collects welfare and lives off of foodstamps and mcdonalds.
Mommy why are all C.O.W.s so fat and dirty?
C.O.W. by Not A C.O.W. July 18, 2007
Cattle-group Of-da World
An organization against the A.C.S. (Anti-Cattleman Society)
C.O.W. by moofoo April 21, 2003
C.O.W.
casino online wile
online casino manipulating the results
guy 1: got scammed again playing c.o.w.

guy 2: what is cow?

guy 1: Casino Online Wile

guy 2: what does wile man dude?

guy 1: manipulation dude

guy 2: matther-fuckers stress creators!!
C.O.W. by C.O.W.boy March 6, 2024
It's an abbreviation used for those lame as people who think they are cool. The acronym is Chutiya of the week.
dood: he such a cow.
dood: ikr bruh

C.O.W
C.O.W by Medusaisnotgay March 4, 2021

C.O.W. Team 

Can of Whup-ass Team:

A Super Bad-ass Team that is called upon when extreme situations arise. Usually reserved for Prison riots and civil unrest. When all else fails the police and military call on this elite team of super bad-asses to come and settle the score. The only equipment this team uses is 8, 12, 16, 24.oz of cans and sometimes 55 gallon drums of whup-ass. Once they're given the go-ahead to move in and take care of business , there's no going back. All pent up rage and anger has to be satisfied. Depending on the ounces used, .oz is multiplied by 3.14 equaling the time duration of Ass whupping. This could go on for hours, days, weeks or months maybe even Years.
It's getting out of control, call in the C.O.W. Team!
C.O.W. Team by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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