C-Card

Almost like a v-card, but with the cherry (hymen) of a woman/girl.

If you were to take someone's c-card, then you probably fingered them or something of the sorts.

Joe: When I was fingering Jen, I got her c-card, it was gross!

John: I'd say! Who wants hymen blood on their fingers!?

C-Card by theman1993 July 5, 2009

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C-card

C- for celibate

Men over there 30's aren't worried about the v-card, they they're trying to get that c-card now!

C-card by Phoenix2.0 August 1, 2022

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cardinal c the nazi

Masculine Name: A cardinal c the nazi is a first class moron you promote in a big box environment in view to obtain results. A cardinal c the nazi will rule his regime like fake hitler, while getting rid of people with the most modern methodology, by dismissing them with or without cause (Please Note: His emphasis is on dismissals without cause as he does not have the skills nor the potential to pick up a law book, nor did he ever had the opportunity to do his college best where they just opened the door for him - like they would at DeVry).

The best way to avoid a cardinal c the nazi is by staying in school, and getting an education promptly, higher than college preferably.

Boss: In the office now!

Clerk: What now boss?

Boss: I was told you destroyed a computer. You will now get out of my store, you will not pass go, you will not get to claim your $200 which is your Statutory pay and your employment insurance! You are OUT!

Clerk: you fucking cardinal c the nazi - HOW DARE YOU!? How do you sleep at night? How is your dead grandmother doing????!

cardinal c the nazi by CanYouHandleDaTruth January 5, 2014

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c'ard-on

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

c'ard-on by RNPS December 9, 2008

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C'ard

Short for - Masculine: cock hard, Feminine: clit hard

If you partner needs a good rodding - she would need your c'ard
If you go down on the mrs in the morning it would be helpful if she has her c'ard

C'ard by Bald Jar October 28, 2025

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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